I needed a laugh today too. I am sure alot of us have felt this way a time or two. Thanks for posting this on the board. ----- Original Message ----- From: <[email protected]> To: <[email protected]> Sent: Tuesday, August 25, 2009 10:51 AM Subject: [WGS] Fwd: Cash for Clunkers > > Dear Becky, > > Please forgive me for sending one of these, but I think it is soooo > true > for those near my age. > > It gave me my big laugh for the day. > > Lv, > > Princess Merle > Aug 24, 2009 10:13:22 PM, [1][email protected] wrote: > > CASH FOR CLUNKERS..........I QUALIFY > > If my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinking about > trading it > in for a newer model.. I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my > finish, > and my paint job is getting a little dull. But that's not the worst of > it. > My headlights are out of focus, and it's especially hard to see things > up > close. > My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and slide and skid > and > bump into things even in the best of weather. > My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins. It takes me hours to > reach my > maximum speed. My fuel rate burns inefficiently. > But here's the worst of it รข > > > > [driver?nimlet=download&fn=INBOX&mid=1390&partIndex=1&disp=i > nline] > > [driver?nimlet=download&fn=INBOX&mid=1390&partIndex=2&disp=i > nline] > > Almost every time I sneeze, cough or laugh, either my radiator leaks or > my > exhaust backfires. > CASH FOR CLUNKERS...........I QUALIFY - How about You? > > References > > 1. mailto:[email protected] > > ------------------------------- > To unsubscribe from the list, please send an email to > [email protected] with the word 'unsubscribe' > without the quotes in the subject and the body of the message