In a message dated 3/29/05 9:16:40 PM Central Standard Time, kathspur166@verizon.net writes: I watched our father slowly DROWN to death Also: They make you smell bad*** and no amount of Estee Lauder will cover it up. Makes your auto smell bad*** " hey, Jones! What did you step in?" Makes your house smell bad*** " Mrs. Jones done been cookin cabbage again!" Stunts your growth*** "No wonder white men can't jump!" Shortens your breath*** "Hey yall, wait on me, I gotta sit down here and take a breather". Takes your money*** "Can't buy those grankids a PS-2 this year...outa funds!" Destroys your sense of taste*** "Just give me a good old Mac D. They are just as good as an Outback sirloin, and cost a lot less"! Burns down your house*** " I just don't know what happened. Smoke detector must not be working!" More sick days*** " I don't feel so good! Call me in a sick day!" Takes twice as long to recover from any surgery*** "Get up and walk down the hallway-- are you crazy? I can barely lift my eyelids!" Takes you away from the major business meeting*** "You guys just continue on with the discussion, while I go outside and take a drag". Makes you old early*** "I don't need no help lookin ugly. Mother Nature done seen to that!" et cetera, et cetera, etc..... Can anyone make a list of any 'good" results? Write them on this line... At the risk of being OFF TOPIC, Cause I care Cuz Gary