My dad told this one; Two old women, Mrs. Tabor and Mrs. Chandler were neighbors at Laurel City(Ottawa) They were feudin for several weeks; one day Mrs Tabor was hanging laundry to dry and started singing," will there be any stars in my crown" Mrs. Chandler replied:"no not one,no not one"Dad started laughing and they turned on him as he walked by !! Shelby.