Is this the proper forum for this kind of garbage? If so, I'll have to unsubscribe. Rick Kitchen >From: "Roland Elliott" <[email protected]> >To: [email protected] >Subject: Prerequisites for being a Modern Extreme Liberal >Date: Tue, 11 Apr 2000 18:34:10 -0700 > >You have to believe the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of funding. You have >to be against capital punishment,but for abortion on demand......In >short,you support protecting the guilty and killing the innocent. You have >to believe that the same overpaid public school instructor,who can't teach >4th graders how to read ,is qualified to teach those same kids about sex. >You have to believe that trial lawyers are selfless heroes-and doctors are >overpaid. You have to believe that guns in the hands of law-abiding >Americans are more of a threat than nuclear weapons,and >presidential-supplied national security information,in the hands of the Red >Chinese. You have to believe that global temperatures are less affected by >cyclical,documented changes in the brilliance of the Sun ,and more affected >by yuppies driving SUV's. You have to believe that traditional gender roles >are artificial and archaic,but being "gay" is natural. You have to believe >that businesses create oppression and governments create prosperity. You >have to believe that hunters don't care about nature,but activists who have >never been outside Seattle do. You have to believe that self-esteem is more >important than actually doing something to earn it. You have to believe >there was not art before Federal funding. You gave to believe that the >military,not corrupt politicians,start wars. You have to believe the free >market that gives us 500+channels can't deliver the quality that PBS,does. >You have to believe the NRA is bad,because it stands up for certain parts >of >the Constitution,while the ACLU is goo, because it stands up for certain >parts of the Constitution. You have to believe that taxes are too low but >ATM fees are too high.You have to believe that Harriet Tubman,Caesar >Chaves,Gloria Steinmen and Dr.[the Cuban Communist]Spock area more >important >to American History than Thomas Jefferson,General Robert E.Lee,Thomas >Edison,Dr.Salk et. .You have to believe that standardized test are "racist" >but racial quotas and set-asides are not.Your have to believe that >second-hand smoke is more dangerous than the HIV virus.You have to believe >that conservatives are racist,and also believe the black people couldn't >make it without your help.You have to believe that a pilot with his wife >and >sister in law on board flying east at sunset[darkness gaining at 6-9 miles >per hour] who does not file a flight plan,contact radar,is not IFR >qualified,flying across water needs a eulogy.You have to believe a UC >student,whose dies by aspirating his own vomitus due to ingesting cocaine >and 21 shots on his birthday of alcohol-7x times legal- should also be >eulogized.You have to believe your marriage vows,the Bill of Rights the >constitution the Ten Commandments are living instruments.I had to do it.R > ______________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com