This is a multi-part message in MIME format. --------------7E73975881650291DA765D3C Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit -- Jim __ --------------7E73975881650291DA765D3C Content-Type: message/rfc822 Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit Content-Disposition: inline >From [email protected] Tue Jun 30 07:52:19 1998 Return-Path: [email protected] Received: from mx05.globecomm.net (mx05.globecomm.net [207.51.48.28]) by nj2.n-jcenter.com (8.8.6/8.8.6) with ESMTP id HAA25682 for <[email protected]>; Tue, 30 Jun 1998 07:52:19 -0400 (EDT) From: [email protected] Received: from imo23.mx.aol.com (imo23.mx.aol.com [198.81.17.67]) by mx05.globecomm.net (8.8.8/8.8.0) with ESMTP id HAA05256 for <[email protected]>; Tue, 30 Jun 1998 07:53:07 -0400 (EDT) Received: from [email protected] by imo23.mx.aol.com (IMOv14_b1.1) id JHXHa26053; Tue, 30 Jun 1998 07:52:49 -0400 (EDT) Message-ID: <[email protected]> Date: Tue, 30 Jun 1998 07:52:49 EDT To: [email protected] Cc: [email protected] Mime-Version: 1.0 Subject: Fwd: More Humor Content-type: multipart/mixed; boundary="part0_899207570_boundary" X-Mailer: AOL 3.0 16-bit for Windows sub 38 This is a multi-part message in MIME format. --part0_899207570_boundary Content-ID: <[email protected]_out.mail.aol.com.1> Content-type: text/plain; charset=US-ASCII One more Alex --part0_899207570_boundary Content-ID: <[email protected]_out.mail.aol.com.2> Content-type: message/rfc822 Content-transfer-encoding: 7bit Content-disposition: inline Return-Path: <[email protected]> Received: from relay30.mx.aol.com (relay30.mail.aol.com [172.31.109.30]) by air15.mail.aol.com (v45.13) with SMTP; Mon, 29 Jun 1998 13:25:33 -0400 Received: from smtp1.mailsrvcs.net (smtp1.gte.net [207.115.153.30]) by relay30.mx.aol.com (8.8.8/8.8.5/AOL-4.0.0) with ESMTP id NAA02244 for <[email protected]>; Mon, 29 Jun 1998 13:25:29 -0400 (EDT) Received: from GTE (1Cust76.tnt2.clearwater.fl.da.uu.net [153.37.190.76]) by smtp1.mailsrvcs.net with SMTP id MAA16997; Mon, 29 Jun 1998 12:25:11 -0500 (CDT) Message-Id: <[email protected]> X-Sender: [email protected] X-Mailer: QUALCOMM Windows Eudora Pro Version 3.0.3 (32) Date: Mon, 29 Jun 1998 13:25:12 -0400 To: [email protected] From: "George T. Panayote" <[email protected]> Subject: More Humor Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-type: text/plain; charset=US-ASCII Content-transfer-encoding: 7bit The German controllers at Frankfurt Airport were a short-tempered lot. They not only expected you to know your parking location but how to get there without any assistance from them. So it was with some amusement that we (PanAm 747) listened to the following exchange between Frankfurt ground and a British Airways 747 (radio call Speedbird 206) after landing. Speedbird 206: "Good morning Frankfurt, Speedbird 206 clear of the active." Ground: "Guten morgan, taxi to your gate." The British Airways 747 pulls onto the main taxiway and stops. Ground: "Speedbird, do you not know where you are going?" Speedbird 206: "Stand by, ground, I'm looking up the gate location now." Ground (with typical German impatience): "Speedbird 206, have you never flown to Frankfurt before?" Speedbird 206 (coolly): "Yes, in 1944. But I didn't stop! <smaller> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ </smaller>A lion woke up one morning feeling really rowdy and mean. He went out and cornered a small monkey and roared, "Who is mightiest of all jungle animals?" The trembling monkey says, "You are, mighty lion! Later, the lion confronts a wildebeest and fiercely bellows, "Who is the mightiest of all jungle animals?" The terrified wildebeest stammers, "Oh great lion, you are by far the mightiest animal in the jungle!" On a roll now, the lion swaggers up to an elephant and roars, "Who is the mightiest of all jungle animals?" Fast as lightning, the elephant snatches up the lion with his trunk, slams him against a tree half a dozen times, making the lion feeling like it'd been run over by a safari wagon. The elephant then stomped on the lion until it looked like a corn tortilla and then ambled away. The lion let out a moan of pain, lifted his head weakly and hollered after the elephant, "Geez, just because you don't know the answer, you don't have to get so pissed off!" <smaller>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ </smaller> It was a sweltering August day when the Greenberg brothers entered the posh Dearborn, Michigan, offices of the notoriously anti-Semitic car-maker, Henry Ford. "Mr. Ford," announced Hyman Greenberg, the eldest of the three, "we have a remarkable invention that will revolutionize the automobile industry." Ford looked skeptical, but their threats to offer it to the competition kept his interest piqued. Hi Greenberg continued, "We would like to demonstrate it to you in person. "After a little cajoling, they brought Mr. Ford outside and asked him to enter a black car that was parked in front of the building. Norman Greenberg, the middle brother, opened the door of the car. "Please step inside, Mr. Ford." "What!" shouted the tycoon, "Are you crazy? It must be one hundred degrees in that car!" It is," smiled the youngest brother, Max, "but sit down, Mr. Ford, and push the white button. "Intrigued, Ford pushed the button. All of a sudden a whoosh of freezing air started blowing from vents all around the car, and within seconds the automobile was not only comfortable, it was quite cool!" This is amazing!" exclaimed Ford. "How much do you want for the patent?" Norman spoke up. "The price is one million dollars." Then he paused, "And there is something else. We want the name 'Greenberg Brothers Air Conditioning' to be stamped right next to the Ford logo. ""Money is no problem," retorted Ford, "but no way will I have a Jewish name next to my logo on my cars!" They haggled back and forth for a while and finally they settled. One and one-half million dollars, and the name Greenberg would be left off. However, the first names of the Greenberg brothers would be forever emblazoned upon the console of every Ford air conditioning system. And that is why today, whenever you enter a Ford vehicle, you will see these three names clearly defined on the air- conditioning control panel: HI NORM MAX <smaller>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ </smaller> George [email protected] http://home1.gte.net/keema/index.htm --part0_899207570_boundary-- --------------7E73975881650291DA765D3C--