Oh, boy! can you imagine what This would do to our genealogy searches if the age rolled back as well??? Sally ----- Original Message ----- From: Honey V Vartabedian <havanap@juno.com> To: <flkjlk@prodigy.net>; <WAG2829@aol.com>; <claude@cipcug.org>; <ncwalt@email.dnet.net>; <deedee125@webworkz.com>; <ddheim@webworkz.com>; <timade@webworkz.com> Sent: Tuesday, May 22, 2001 1:01 PM Subject: Amish Elevator > > >> An Amish boy and his father were visiting a mall. > >> They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but > >especially by two > >shiny, > >> silver walls that could move apart and then slide back > >together > >again. > >> The boy asked, "What is this, Father?" > >> The father (never having seen an elevator) responded > >"Son, I have > >never > >seen > >> anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is." > >> While the boy and his father were watching with > >amazement, a fat old > >lady > >in > >> a wheel chair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a > >button. > >The > >walls > >> opened and the lady rolled between them into a small > >room. The walls > >closed > >> and the boy and his father watched the small circular > >numbers above > >the > >> walls light up sequentially. They continued to watch > >until it reached > >the > >> last number and then the numbers began to light in the > >reverse order. > >> Finally the walls opened up again and a gorgeous, > >voluptuous 24 year > >old > >> blonde woman stepped out. The father, not taking his eyes > >off the > >young > >> woman, said quietly to his son ... > >> "Go get your mother". > ~~~~~~~~~~*********~~~~~~~ > ________________________________________________________________ > GET INTERNET ACCESS FROM JUNO! > Juno offers FREE or PREMIUM Internet access for less! > Join Juno today! For your FREE software, visit: > http://dl.www.juno.com/get/tagj. >