> > Subject: BUMPER STICKERS FOR WOMEN > > > > WOMEN'S BUMPER STICKERS > > 1. SO MANY MEN, SO FEW WHO CAN AFFORD ME. > > > > 2. GOD MADE US SISTERS, PROZAC MADE US > > FRIENDS. > > > > 3. IF THEY DON'T HAVE CHOCOLATE IN HEAVEN, I > > AIN'T GOING. > > > > 4. MY MOTHER IS A TRAVEL AGENT FOR GUILT TRIPS. > > > > 5. PRINCESS, HAVING HAD SUFFICIENT EXPERIENCE > > WITH PRINCES, SEEKS FROG. > > > > 6. COFFEE, CHOCOLATE, MEN ... SOME THINGS ARE > > JUST BETTER RICH. > > > > 7. DON'T TREAT ME ANY DIFFERENTLY THAN YOU > > WOULD THE QUEEN > > > > 8. IF YOU WANT BREAKFAST IN BED, SLEEP IN THE > > KITCHEN. > > > > 10. I'M OUT OF ESTROGEN - AND I HAVE A GUN. > > > > 11. GUYS HAVE FEELINGS TOO. BUT LIKE...WHO > > CARES? > > > > 12. NEXT MOOD SWING: 6 MINUTES > > > > 13. AND YOUR POINT IS?