I thought a few of these sayings might be of help. Marilyn >> Subject: 1972 - 2002 >> >> >> >> 1972: Long hair >> 2002: Longing for hair >> >>> 1972: The perfect high >>> 2002: The perfect high yield mutual fund >>> >>> 1972: KEG >>> 2002: EKG >>> >>> 1972: Acid rock >>> 2002: Acid reflux >>> >>> 1972: Moving to California because it's cool >>> 2002: Moving to California because it's warm >>> >>> 1972: Growing pot >>> 2002: Growing pot belly >>> >>> 1972: Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor >>> 2002: Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor >>> >>> 1972: Seeds and stems >>> 2002: Roughage >>> >>> 1972: Popping pills, smoking joints >>> 2002: Popping joints >>> >>> 1972: Killer weed >>> 2002: Weed killer >>> >>> 1972: Hoping for a BMW >>> 2002: Hoping for a BM >>> >>> 1972: The Grateful Dead >>> 2002: Dr. Kevorkian >>> >>> 1972: Going to a new, hip joint >>> 2002: Receiving a new hip joint >>> >>> 1972: Rolling Stones >>> 2002: Kidney Stones >>> >>> 1972: Being called into the principal's office >>> 2002: Calling the principal's office >>> >>> 1972: Screw the system >>> 2002: Upgrade the system >>> >>> 1972: Disco >>> 2002: Costco >>> >>> 1972: Parents begging you to get your hair cut >>> 2002: Children begging you to get their heads shaved >>> >>> 1972: Taking acid >>> 2002: Taking antacid >>> >>> 1972: Passing the drivers' test >>> 2002: Passing the vision test >>> >>> 1972: Whatever >>> 2002: Depends >>> >>> Just in case you weren't feeling too old today, this will >>> certainly change things. Each year the staff at Beloit College >>> in Wisconsin puts together a list to try to give the faculty a >>> sense of the mindset of this year's incoming freshmen. Here's >>> this year's list: The people who are starting college this fall >>> (2002) across the nation were born in 1984. They are too young >>> to remember the space shuttle blowing up. Their lifetime has >>> always included AIDS. Bottle caps have always been screw off and >>> plastic. The CD was introduced the year before they were born. >>> They have always had an answering machine. They have always had >>> cable. They cannot fathom not having a remote control. Jay Leno >>> has always been on the Tonight Show. Popcorn has always been >>> cooked in the microwave. They never took a swim and thought >>> about Jaws. They can't imagine what hard contact lenses are. >>> They don't know who Mork was or where he was from. They never >>> heard: "Where's the Beef?", "I'd walk a mile for a Camel," or >>> "de plane Boss, de plane." They do not care who shot J. R. and >>> have no idea who J. R. even is. Michael Jackson has always been >>> white. McDonald's never came in Styrofoam containers. They don't >>> have a clue how to use a typewriter. Do you feel old yet? Pass >>> this on to the other old fogies in your life. >>> >>> >>> >> >> >> > >