REDNECK FAMILY TREE > > > > Many, many years ago > > when I was twenty three, > > I got married to a widow > > who was pretty as could be, > > > > This widow had a daughter > > Who had hair of red. > > My father fell in love with her, > > And soon the two were wed. > > > > This made my dad my son-in-law > > And changed my very life. > > My daughter was my mother, > > For she was my father's wife. > > > > To complicate the matters worse, > > Although it brought me joy, > > I soon became the father > > Of a bouncing baby boy. > > > > My little baby then became > > A brother-in-law to dad. > > And so became my uncle, > > Though it made me very sad. > > > > For if he was my uncle, > > Then that also made him brother > > To the widow's grown-up daughter > > Who, of course was my step-mother. > > > > Father's wife then had a son, > > Who kept them on the run. > > And he became my grandson, > > For he was my daughter's son. > > > > My wife is now my mother's mom. > > And it surely makes me blue. > > Because, although she is my wife, > > She is my grandma too. > > > > If my wife is my grandmother, > > Then I am her grandchild. > > And every time I think of it, > > It simply drives me wild. > > > > For now I have become > > The strangest case you ever saw. > > As the husband of my grandmother, > > I am my own grandpa!!! > >>