>>Deep in the back woods, of Letcher County Kentucky a hillbilly's wife went >>into labor in the middle of the night, and the doctor was called out to >>assist in the delivery. Since there was no electricity, the doctor handed >>the father-to-be a lantern and said, "Here. You hold this high so I can >>see what I am doing!." >> >>Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. "Whoa there", said the >>doctor, "Don't be in such a rush to put that lantern down I think there's >>another one >>coming." >> >>Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered a baby girl. "Hold that >>lantern up, don't set it down there's another one!" Said the doctor. >> >>Within a few minutes he had delivered a third baby. "No, don't be in a >>hurry to put down that lantern, it seems there's yet another one coming!" >>cried the doctor. >> >>The redneck scratched his head in bewilderment, and asked the doctor, . . >>. . >>. >> >>. >> >>. >> >>. >> >> >>"You reckon it might be the light that's attractin' 'em?" >> >> >>