> Bumper Stickers for Ladies > ****************************************************************************** > > ****************************************************************************** > > > SO MANY MEN, SO FEW WHO CAN AFFORD ME. > ****************************************************************************** > > GOD MADE US SISTERS, PROZAC MADE US FRIENDS. > ****************************************************************************** > > COFFEE, CHOCOLATE, MEN ... SOME THINGS ARE JUST BETTER RICH. > ****************************************************************************** > > DON'T TREAT ME ANY DIFFERENTLY THAN YOU WOULD THE QUEEN. > > ****************************************************************************** > I'M OUT OF ESTROGEN AND I HAVE A GUN. > > ****************************************************************************** > WARNING: I HAVE AN ATTITUDE AND I KNOW HOW TO USE IT. > > ****************************************************************************** > OF COURSE I DON'T LOOK BUSY...I DID IT RIGHT THE FIRST TIME. > ****************************************************************************** > > DO NOT START WITH ME. YOU WILL NOT WIN. > ****************************************************************************** > > ALL STRESSED OUT AND NO ONE TO CHOKE. > ****************************************************************************** > > HOW CAN I MISS YOU IF YOU WON'T GO AWAY? > ****************************************************************************** > > DON'T UPSET ME! I'M RUNNING OUT OF PLACES TO HIDE THE BODIES. > ****************************************************************************** > > IF YOU WANT BREAKFAST IN BED, SLEEP IN THE KITCHEN. > ****************************************************************************** > ****************************************************************************** > Send this to 10 Bright Women to make their day!!!!! >