> >A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons >or prior experience. She mounts the horse, unassisted, and the horse >immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic >pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle. > >In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a firm >grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides >down the side of the horse anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly >impervious to its slipping rider. > >Finally, giving up her frail grip, the blonde attempts to leap away from the >horse and throw herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foot has become >entangled in the stirrup, and she is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding >hooves as her head is struck against the ground over and over. > >As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere moments away from >Unconsciousness when to her great fortune . . . > >Frank, the Wal-Mart greeter, sees her and unplugs the horse. ____________________________________________________ The Directory to all my sites at - http://www.horace.peele.com Horace Peele, 12806 Chateau Forest, San Antonio, TX 78230 _________________ô¿ô For More Peeles__________________ Thank you, Horace. (Over 33,250 Descendents)