--- Bill Hollis <hollis@uswest.net> wrote: > From: "Bill Hollis" <hollis@uswest.net> > To: "GRIFFITH, Lorraine" <scrapiron@rocketmail.com>, > "GRIFFITH, Gene" <jetjok@rocketmail.com>, > "Tiny and Cathy GRIFFITH" <CLGGRIFFITH1@email.msn.com> > Subject: Cute Political Nursery Ryme > Date: Tue, 28 Nov 2000 20:12:56 -0800 > Organization: Applied Dynamics > > I received this from a friend and thought you might like to read it; > > AL GORE I AM > > Can we count them with our nose? > Can we count them with our toes? > Should we count them with a band? > Should we count them all by hand? > If I do not like the count, I will simply throw them out! > I will not let this vote count stand, I do not like them, and Al Gore > I > am! > > Can we change these numbers here? > Can we change them, calm my fears? > What do you mean DUBYA has won? > That is not fair! It ruins my fun! > Let's count them upside down this time let's count until the state is > mine! > I will not let THIS vote count stand! > I do not like it, and AL Gore I am! > > I'm really ticked, I'm in a snit! > You have not heard the last of it! > I'll count the ballots one by one and hold each up before the sun! > I'll count, recount, and count some more! > You'll grow to like this little chore! > I will not let this vote count stand! > I do not LIKE it, Al Gore I am! > > I won't leave office, stayin' here I've glued my desk chair to my > rear! > > Tipper, Hillary, and Bubba too, Are telling me that I should sue! > "We find the Electoral College vile! > Recount the votes until we smile! > We do not want this vote to stand! > We do not Like it, AlGore-I-AM! > > "How shall we count THIS ballot box? > Let's count it standing in our socks! > Shall we count this one in a tree? > And who shall count it, you or me? > We cannot, cannot count enough! > We must not stop, we must be tough! > I do not want this vote to stand! > I do not like it, AL Gore I am! > > I've counted till my fingers bleed and still can't fulfill my > counting > need. > I'll count the tiles on the floor and even count the ones next door! > And I will not say I am done until the counting says I WON! > I will not let this vote count stand! > I do not like it, and AL GORE I AM! > > What's that? > What? > What's that you say? > You think the current count should.....stay???? > You do not like my counting scheme? > It makes you tense? > Gives you bad dreams? > Foolish folks, you're wrong, you'll see! > Your only care should be for ME! > I will not let this vote count stand! I do not like it, and AL GORE > I > AM!!!! > > > (written by Fred Campbell, PE) > > > __________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Yahoo! Shopping - Thousands of Stores. Millions of Products. http://shopping.yahoo.com/