----- Original Message ----- From: HOWARD CANNON To: Chris Cannon ; Deena Davis ; Edw.R.Krebs ; George Register ; John Pate ; kim ; Lindee Zappe ; Patrica Sugarek ; Peggy Neill ; PRUEITT ; sarah tucker ; Scott Poole ; Sharla D. ; Sharon Anderson ; Stella Buchen ; Susan Wolfe ; Suzanne Sanders ; todd davis ; Tracy and JD Sent: Sunday, May 01, 2005 9:05 PM Subject: Fw: This is hysterical! Watch what happens after you sent it on! ----- Original Message ----- From: Susan Wolfe To: Jonathon Seddelmeyer Cc: Rose Wolfe ; HOWARD CANNON ; RCBAS401@aol.com ; Ginny Byrd ; Willie Tyler Sent: Saturday, April 30, 2005 9:11 PM Subject: Fw: This is hysterical! Watch what happens after you sent it on! ----- Original Message ----- From: Susan Wolfe To: Sarah Green Sent: Wednesday, April 27, 2005 4:19 PM Subject: Fw: This is hysterical! Watch what happens after you sent it on! ----- Original Message ----- Sent: Friday, April 08, 2005 8:13 AM Subject: FW: This is hysterical! Watch what happens after you sent it on!     -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- nt: Wednesday, March 30, 2005 11:29 PM Subject: This is hysterical! Watch what happens after you sent it on! Subject: Fw: Fw: This is hysterical! Watch what happens after you sent it on! This is cute! Watch what happens after you send it on! NEVER SAY TO A COP 1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas) 2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in. 3.Aren' t you the guy from the Village People? 4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job! 5. Are You Andy or Barney? 6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer. 7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you? 8. I pay your salary! 9. Gee, Office r! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too! 10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does. 11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around.. That's how far ahead of me they are. 12. When the Officer says "Gee Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?" *** Forward this to at least 5 people and see what comes on your screen, you will laugh your head off!!!!!!! This works. I don't know how...

I think this was a mistake? -----Original Message----- From: lempeg@sbcglobal.net [mailto:lempeg@sbcglobal.net] Sent: Wednesday, May 04, 2005 4:09 PM To: TXFAYETT-L@rootsweb.com Subject: [TXFAY] Fw: This is hysterical! Watch what happens after you sent it on! ----- Original Message ----- From: HOWARD CANNON To: Chris Cannon ; Deena Davis ; Edw.R.Krebs ; George Register ; John Pate ; kim ; Lindee Zappe ; Patrica Sugarek ; Peggy Neill ; PRUEITT ; sarah tucker ; Scott Poole ; Sharla D. ; Sharon Anderson ; Stella Buchen ; Susan Wolfe ; Suzanne Sanders ; todd davis ; Tracy and JD Sent: Sunday, May 01, 2005 9:05 PM Subject: Fw: This is hysterical! Watch what happens after you sent it on! ----- Original Message ----- From: Susan Wolfe To: Jonathon Seddelmeyer Cc: Rose Wolfe ; HOWARD CANNON ; RCBAS401@aol.com ; Ginny Byrd ; Willie Tyler Sent: Saturday, April 30, 2005 9:11 PM Subject: Fw: This is hysterical! Watch what happens after you sent it on! ----- Original Message ----- From: Susan Wolfe To: Sarah Green Sent: Wednesday, April 27, 2005 4:19 PM Subject: Fw: This is hysterical! Watch what happens after you sent it on! ----- Original Message ----- Sent: Friday, April 08, 2005 8:13 AM Subject: FW: This is hysterical! Watch what happens after you sent it on!     ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---- ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---- ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---- nt: Wednesday, March 30, 2005 11:29 PM Subject: This is hysterical! Watch what happens after you sent it on! Subject: Fw: Fw: This is hysterical! Watch what happens after you sent it on! This is cute! Watch what happens after you send it on! NEVER SAY TO A COP 1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas) 2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in. 3.Aren' t you the guy from the Village People? 4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job! 5. Are You Andy or Barney? 6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer. 7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you? 8. I pay your salary! 9. Gee, Office r! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too! 10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does. 11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around.. That's how far ahead of me they are. 12. When the Officer says "Gee Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?" *** Forward this to at least 5 people and see what comes on your screen, you will laugh your head off!!!!!!! This works. I don't know how... ==== TXFAYETT Mailing List ==== Visit the Fayette County TXGenWeb site at http://www.rootsweb.com/~txfayett ============================== Search Family and Local Histories for stories about your family and the areas they lived. Over 85 million names added in the last 12 months. Learn more: http://www.ancestry.com/s13966/rd.ashx