This message is in MIME format. Since your mail reader does not understand this format, some or all of this message may not be legible. ----__JNP_000_740e.00d8.25a6 Content-Type: text/plain Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit --------- Forwarded message ---------- From: BY0314@aol.com To: stephanie.franssen@juno.com, UKLad6000@aol.com, POOHBEAR3043@juno.com, gssimmons@hotmail.com Date: Wed, 19 Jan 2000 12:25:46 EST Subject: Fwd: The Daily Joke from iVillage.com Message-ID: <8a.59d6c4.25b74d9a@aol.com> ----__JNP_000_740e.00d8.25a6 Content-Type: message/rfc822 From: iVillage News <newsletter@MAIL.IVILLAGE.COM> To: DAILYJOKE@LISTMANAGER.IVILLAGE.COM Date: Tue, 18 Jan 2000 17:34:19 -0500 Subject: The Daily Joke from iVillage.com Message-ID: <200001182234.RAA20977@ivillage-15.ivillage.com> Reply-To: newsletter@MAIL.IVILLAGE.COM Received: from rly-zd05.mx.aol.com (rly-zd05.mail.aol.com [172.31.33.229]) by air-zd02.mail.aol.com (v67.7) with ESMTP; Wed, 19 Jan 2000 00:10:55 -0500 Received: from listmailer1.ivillage.com ([209.185.162.89]) by rly-zd05.mx.aol.com (v67.7) with ESMTP; Wed, 19 Jan 2000 00:10:15 -0500 Received: from ivillage-58.ivillage.com by listmailer1.ivillage.com (LSMTP for Windows NT v1.1b) with SMTP id <3.00036D5F@listmailer1.ivillage.com>; Tue, 18 Jan 2000 23:58:26 -0500 Received: from LISTMANAGER.IVILLAGE.COM by LISTMANAGER.IVILLAGE.COM (LISTSERV-TCP/IP release 1.8d) with spool id 766127 for DAILYJOKE@LISTMANAGER.IVILLAGE.COM; Tue, 18 Jan 2000 23:58:18 -0500 Received: from [209.185.162.28] (helo=ivillage-15.ivillage.com) by ivillage-58.ivillage.com with esmtp (Exim 3.03 #1) id 12AhGD-00016T-00 for dailyjoke@listmanager.ivillage.com; Tue, 18 Jan 2000 17:38:01 -0500 Received: (from autho@localhost) by ivillage-15.ivillage.com (8.8.8+Sun/8.8.8) id RAA20977 for dailyjoke@lists.ivillage.com; Tue, 18 Jan 2000 17:34:19 -0500 (EST) MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain Content-Transfer-Encoding: quoted-printable X-Authentication-Warning: ivillage-15.ivillage.com: autho set sender to newsletter@mail.ivillage.com using -f Sender: newsletter@MAIL.IVILLAGE.COM Approved-By: newsletter@MAIL.IVILLAGE.COM Return-Path: <owner-dailyjoke@LISTMANAGER.IVILLAGE.COM> X-MIME-Autoconverted: from 8bit to quoted-printable by ivillage-15.ivillage.com id RAA20977 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ THE DAILY JOKE FROM iVILLAGE.COM=20 Solutions for Your Life Visit us at: http://www.ivillage.com =20 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Dear Gang, I'm half-smart, which is the same as all dumb. For=20 instance, yesterday I heard that's it's going to be=20 cold all week, so I brought my coat to the cleaners=20 so I'd be ready. That was half-smart. Well, now I'm=20 realizing that it won=92t be ready until the cold snap=20 is over. That was all dumb. If you need me, I'm the=20 one in mittens, hat and Hawaiian shirt.=20 Actually, that could be a pretty good look. I know=20 some birds that would great in that outfit -- see=20 below for details.=20 See Ya, Tom =3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D= =3D=3D=3D ** PENGUIN PARTY Submitted by iVillager Jasmine N. A man is driving down the highway and passes a state=20 motorcycle officer. The officer notices the man and=20 also sees that he has four penguins in the backseat=20 of the car. The officer chases down the car and pulls=20 the man over and after a short inspection of thee=20 vehicle says to the driver, "What are you doing with=20 four penguins in your car?" The man replies, "Just=20 taking them for a ride officer." Visibly upset, the=20 cop instructs the man to take the penguins to the=20 zoo. The next day the same man is driving down the same=20 highway and is spotted by the same motorcycle cop.=20 Again the cop gives chase and pulls the car over.=20 Upon inspection, he sees the same four penguins in=20 the backseat, only this time the penguins are wearing=20 brightly colored swim trunks and sunglasses. The cop,=20 really ticked off this time, says, "I thought I told=20 you to take those penguins to the zoo yesterday!" The=20 man smiles and replies, "I did! They liked that so=20 much that today I decided to take them to the beach!" =3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D ** OTHER iVILLAGE NEWSLETTERS We have newsletters for all your favorite topics! =20 Visit our sign-up area to see: http://www.ivillage.com/membercenter/subscribe.html ** UNSUBSCRIBE If you love iVillage but do not want to receive any=20 more Daily Joke Newsletters, please visit our=20 unsubscribe area: http://www.ivillage.com/membercenter/unsubscribe.html Visit our sister sites at: http://www.ivillage.com iVillage.com Solutions for Your Life (c) iVillage, Inc. 2000. All rights reserved.=20 http://www.ivillage.com ----__JNP_000_740e.00d8.25a6--