This message is in MIME format. Since your mail reader does not understand this format, some or all of this message may not be legible. ----__JNP_000_1a38.7c6c.2ea4 Content-Type: text/plain Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit trisha..........known to millions as poohbear.......to a few as friend --------- Forwarded message ---------- From: BY0314@aol.com To: KCar1998@aol.com, TRe4906512@aol.com, DAVIDSHANNA.DOWNS@prodigy.net, sue.ellen@catlover.com, bnwes@digitalexp.com, UKLad6000@aol.com, toddlisa@prodigy.net, LMcfee@aol.com, POOHBEAR3043@juno.com, gssimmons@hotmail.com, Tsakopulos@aol.com Date: Wed, 26 Jan 2000 14:14:33 EST Subject: Fwd: Fw: Blonde jokes Message-ID: <4c.e139b0.25c0a199@aol.com> ----__JNP_000_1a38.7c6c.2ea4 Content-Type: message/rfc822 From: Stephanie A Franssen <stephanie.franssen@juno.com> To: BY0314@aol.com Date: Wed, 26 Jan 2000 12:53:41 -0600 Subject: Fw: Blonde jokes Message-ID: <20000126.130806.-121249.8.stephanie.franssen@juno.com> Received: from rly-yc05.mx.aol.com (rly-yc05.mail.aol.com [172.18.149.37]) by air-yc05.mail.aol.com (v67_b1.21) with ESMTP; Wed, 26 Jan 2000 14:07:46 -0500 Received: from m6.jersey.juno.com (m6.jersey.juno.com [209.67.34.62]) by rly-yc05.mx.aol.com (v67_b1.21) with ESMTP; Wed, 26 Jan 2000 14:07:36 -0500 Received: "EKBH0iaewzCTov27dlfaYlOIVCmzclCbk21KnLJLtYfvs/nfrStzPZ2DxOM9uoPT" Received: (from stephanie.franssen@juno.com) by m6.jersey.juno.com (queuemail) id EXAHL252; Wed, 26 Jan 2000 14:07:04 EST X-Mailer: Juno 3.0.13 MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit Return-Path: <stephanie.franssen@juno.com> --------- Forwarded message ---------- From: "Danielle Chinn" <dchinn@southwind.net> To: "Nancy Martin" <woudie@webtv.net>, "Elizabeth Cox" <wizea@yahoo.com>, "Lesley Coppedge" <Klcoppedge@aol.com>, "Stephanie A Franssen" <stephanie.franssen@juno.com>, "Laura Schlueter" <lauraschlueter@hotmail.com>, "Jennifer Keller" <Jennifer_Keller@via-christi.org>, "Lisa Smith" <caffelatte90@hotmail.com> Date: Fri, 21 Jan 2000 12:55:56 -0600 Subject: Blonde jokes Message-ID: <004d01bf6442$699bcaa0$0117a8c0@dcws> > A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. > Glancing at the car, he was astonished to see that the blonde behind > the > wheel was knitting! > Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, the > trooper cranked down his window, turned on his bullhorn and yelled, > "PULLOVER"!!! > "NO", the blonde yelled back, "IT'S A SCARF!" > > > > The executive was interviewing a young blonde for a position in his > company. > To find out something about her personality, he asked, "If you could > have > a > conversation with someone, living, or dead, who would it be?" The > blonde > quickly answered, "The living one!." > > > > A Russian, and American, and a Blonde were talking one day. The > Russian > said, "You know, we were the first in space!" > The American said, "Well, we were first on the moon!" > The Blonde said, "So what, we're going to be the first on the sun." > The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their > heads. > "You can't land on the sun, you idiot, you'll burn up!", said the > Russian. > To which the Blonde replied, "We're not stupid, we're going at night!" > > > > The police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely > if > he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys > would > get > your act together, just yesterday you take away my license, and then > today > > you expect me to show it to you!" > > > > A blonde was playing TRIVIAL PURSUIT one night. It was her turn and > she > landed on "Science Nature". Her question was, "If you are in a > vacuum > and someone calls out your name, can you hear it?" She thought for a > while and > then asked, "The first thing I guess I need to know, is it On or Off!" > > > > The blonde reported for her college exam which consisted of Yes/No > questions. She takes her seat in the examination hall, and stares at > the > question > paper for five minutes, finally takes her purse out, removes a coin and > starts > tossing the coin and marking the answer sheet - "Yes" for heads/ "No" > for > tails. Within half an hour she is all done, whereas the rest of the > class > is sweating it out. However, during the last few minutes, she is seen > desperately throwing the coin, muttering and sweating. The moderator, > alarmed, approached her and asked what is going on. She replied, "I > finished the exam in half an hour, but now I'm rechecking my answers." > > ----__JNP_000_1a38.7c6c.2ea4--