Jacki - Thanks for the Funnies - Spring Housecleaning Hints I never get tired of housework - I don't do any. When guests come to visit I just put down dropcloths and say, "We're painting." I don't do windows because ... I love birds and don't want one to run into a clean window and get hurt. I don't wax floors because ... I am terrified a guest will slip and get hurt then I'll feel terrible I don't mind the dust bunnies because ... They are very good company I don't disturb cobwebs because ... I want every creature to have a home of their own. I don't iron because ... I choose to believe them when they say "Permanent Press" I don't stress much on anything because ... "A Type" personalities die young and I want to stick around and become a wrinkled-up crusty ol' woman!!!! ============================== - Dusty Funnies A little fellow came home from church and was impressed with the sermon. "Mom, the preacher said God made us from the dust of the earth. so why won't you let me play in the mud?" Washing the dishes, the mother absent-mindedly said, "Well, son, I'll pray about that while you get prepared for bed. "And Mom, he said that when we die, we'll become dust," the boy continued. "Um-hum....Call me when you're ready to say your prayers." A few minutes later, she heard her son yelling from upstairs, "Mom!! Come quick! Hurry!!" She dashed upstairs to her son's bedroom to find him kneeling beside his bed, peering underneath. "Look, Mom," he cried in disbelief. "There's someone under my bed and I don't know whether he's coming or going!!" +++++++++ I think this mom will never forget this particular Sunday sermon... "Dear Lord," the minister began, with arms extended toward heaven and a rapturous look on his upturned face. "Without you, we are but dust." He would have continued, but at that moment my very obedient daughter (who was listening!) leaned over to me and asked quite audibly in her shrill little girl voice, "Mom, what is butt dust?" ==========================================