Message -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -----> > >TEACHER : Maria, go to the map and find North America. > >MARIA : Here it is! > >TEACHER : Correct. Now class, who discovered America? > >CLASS : Maria! > > ___________________________________________________________ > > > >TEACHER : Why are you late, Frank? > >FRANK : Because of the sign. > >TEACHER : What sign? > >FRANK : The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow." > > ___________________________________________________________ > >TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? > >JOHN : You told me to do it without using tables! > > ___________________________________________________________ > > > >TEACHER : Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" > >GLENN : K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L" > >TEACHER : No, that's wrong > >GLENN : Maybe it s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it! > > ___________________________________________________________ > >TEACHER : Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? > >DONALD : H I J K L M N O!! > >TEACHER : What are you talking about? > >DONALD : Yesterday you said it's H to O! > > ___________________________________________________________ > > > >TEACHER : Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we >didn't have ten years ago. > >WINNIE : Me! > > ___________________________________________________________ > >TEACHER : Goss, why do you always get so dirty? > >GOSS : Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. > > > > ___________________________________________________________ > >TEACHER : Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." > >MILLIE : I is... > >TEACHER : No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." > >MILLIE : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." > > ___________________________________________________________ > >TEACHER : Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE? > >TINO: Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time." > > ___________________________________________________________ > >TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry > > tree, but also admitted doing it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father >didn't punish him?" > >LOUIS : Because George still had the ax in his hand. > > ___________________________________________________________ > >TEACHER : Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before >eating? > >SIMON : No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. > > ___________________________________________________________ > >TEACHER : Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as >your brother's. Did you copy his? > >CLYDE : No sir, it's the same dog!; > > __________________________________________________________ > >TEACHER : Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when >people are no longer interested? > >HAROLD : A teacher. > > _____ > ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Notice: This e-mail message, together with any attachments, contains information of Merck & Co., Inc. (One Merck Drive, Whitehouse Station, New Jersey, USA 08889), and/or its affiliates (which may be known outside the United States as Merck Frosst, Merck Sharp & Dohme or MSD and in Japan, as Banyu) that may be confidential, proprietary copyrighted and/or legally privileged. It is intended solely for the use of the individual or entity named on this message. If you are not the intended recipient, and have received this message in error, please notify us immediately by reply e-mail and then delete it from your system. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Donna this funny really cheered me up today. Sally ----- Original Message ----- From: "Donna King" <emily04@rogers.com> To: <TOLPUDDLE-L@rootsweb.com> Sent: Tuesday, January 25, 2005 7:44 PM Subject: [TOL] Fw: Funny things kids say in the classroom > Message > > > > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- ------ > > > > -----> > > > >TEACHER : Maria, go to the map and find North America. > > > >MARIA : Here it is! > > > >TEACHER : Correct. Now class, who discovered America? > > > >CLASS : Maria! > > > > ___________________________________________________________ > > > > > > > >TEACHER : Why are you late, Frank? > > > >FRANK : Because of the sign. > > > >TEACHER : What sign? > > > >FRANK : The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow." > > > > ___________________________________________________________ > > > >TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? > > > >JOHN : You told me to do it without using tables! > > > > ___________________________________________________________ > > > > > > > >TEACHER : Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" > > > >GLENN : K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L" > > > >TEACHER : No, that's wrong > > > >GLENN : Maybe it s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it! > > > > ___________________________________________________________ > > > >TEACHER : Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? > > > >DONALD : H I J K L M N O!! > > > >TEACHER : What are you talking about? > > > >DONALD : Yesterday you said it's H to O! > > > > ___________________________________________________________ > > > > > > > >TEACHER : Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we > > >didn't have ten years ago. > > > >WINNIE : Me! > > > > ___________________________________________________________ > > > >TEACHER : Goss, why do you always get so dirty? > > > >GOSS : Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. > > > > > > > > ___________________________________________________________ > > > >TEACHER : Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." > > > >MILLIE : I is... > > > >TEACHER : No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." > > > >MILLIE : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." > > > > ___________________________________________________________ > > > >TEACHER : Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE? > > > >TINO: Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time." > > > > ___________________________________________________________ > > > >TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry > > > > tree, but also admitted doing it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father > > >didn't punish him?" > > > >LOUIS : Because George still had the ax in his hand. > > > > ___________________________________________________________ > > > >TEACHER : Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before > > >eating? > > > >SIMON : No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. > > > > ___________________________________________________________ > > > >TEACHER : Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as > > >your brother's. Did you copy his? > > > >CLYDE : No sir, it's the same dog!; > > > > __________________________________________________________ > > > >TEACHER : Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when > > >people are no longer interested? > > > >HAROLD : A teacher. > > > > > > _____ > > > > > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---- > Notice: This e-mail message, together with any attachments, contains information of Merck & Co., Inc. (One Merck Drive, Whitehouse Station, New Jersey, USA 08889), and/or its affiliates (which may be known outside the United States as Merck Frosst, Merck Sharp & Dohme or MSD and in Japan, as Banyu) that may be confidential, proprietary copyrighted and/or legally privileged. It is intended solely for the use of the individual or entity named on this message. If you are not the intended recipient, and have received this message in error, please notify us immediately by reply e-mail and then delete it from your system. > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---- > > > > ==== TOLPUDDLE Mailing List ==== > LOVELESS/LOVELACE GENEALOGY PAGE - > UNITED KINGDOM/CANADA/AUSTRALIA > http://homepages.rootsweb.com/~martyrs > >