Good Lord! They published crap like that?! Signed, Horrified modern woman - Angela eye wrote: >G'day to you all and hope you are all well and happy!!!! > >I had a great laugh at this and thought I might share it. > >I give you permission to growl at me if you think its to naughty for the list Donna but thought I would give to a go. > >Well I must go put my rollers in my hair!! >Night All!!! >Irene > >This is an actual extract from a sex education school textbook for girls, >printed in the early 60's in the UK, written by a woman! > >"When retiring to the bedroom, prepare yourself for bed as promptly as >possible. Whilst feminine hygiene is of the utmost importance, your tired >husband does not want to queue for the bathroom, as he would have to do for >his train. But remember to look your best when going to bed. Try to achieve >a look that is welcoming without being obvious. If you need to apply >face-cream or hair-rollers wait until he is asleep as this can be shocking >to a man last thing at night. > >When it comes to the possibility of intimate relations with your husband it >is important to remember your marriage vows and in particular your >commitment to obey him. If he feels that he needs to sleep immediately then >so be it. In all things be led by your husband's wishes; do not pressure him >in any way to stimulate intimacy. Should your husband suggest congress then >agree humbly all the while being mindful that a man's satisfaction is more >important than a woman's. When he reaches his moment of fulfilment a small >moan from yourself is encouraging to him and quite sufficient to indicate >any enjoyment that you may have had. > >Should your husband suggest any of the more unusual practices be obedient >and uncomplaining but register any reluctance by remaining silent. It is >likely that your husband will then fall promptly asleep so adjust your >clothing, freshen up and apply your night-time face and hair care products. >You may then set the alarm so that you can arise shortly before him in the >morning. This will enable you to have his morning cup of tea ready when he >awakes." > > >==== TOLPUDDLE Mailing List ==== >LOVELESS/LOVELACE GENEALOGY PAGE - >UNITED KINGDOM/CANADA/AUSTRALIA >http://homepages.rootsweb.com/~martyrs > > > >

Hi All This reminds me of the Harry Enfield TV sketches (a comedian here in the UK), Woman should know their place! Sally ----- Original Message ----- From: "Angela Wiseman" <ajwiseman@shaw.ca> To: <TOLPUDDLE-L@rootsweb.com> Sent: Saturday, March 13, 2004 11:53 PM Subject: Re: [TOL] Keeping our hubby's happy!!!! > Good Lord! They published crap like that?! > > Signed, > > Horrified modern woman - > > Angela > > eye wrote: > > >G'day to you all and hope you are all well and happy!!!! > > > >I had a great laugh at this and thought I might share it. > > > >I give you permission to growl at me if you think its to naughty for the list Donna but thought I would give to a go. > > > >Well I must go put my rollers in my hair!! > >Night All!!! > >Irene > > > >This is an actual extract from a sex education school textbook for girls, > >printed in the early 60's in the UK, written by a woman! > > > >"When retiring to the bedroom, prepare yourself for bed as promptly as > >possible. Whilst feminine hygiene is of the utmost importance, your tired > >husband does not want to queue for the bathroom, as he would have to do for > >his train. But remember to look your best when going to bed. Try to achieve > >a look that is welcoming without being obvious. If you need to apply > >face-cream or hair-rollers wait until he is asleep as this can be shocking > >to a man last thing at night. > > > >When it comes to the possibility of intimate relations with your husband it > >is important to remember your marriage vows and in particular your > >commitment to obey him. If he feels that he needs to sleep immediately then > >so be it. In all things be led by your husband's wishes; do not pressure him > >in any way to stimulate intimacy. Should your husband suggest congress then > >agree humbly all the while being mindful that a man's satisfaction is more > >important than a woman's. When he reaches his moment of fulfilment a small > >moan from yourself is encouraging to him and quite sufficient to indicate > >any enjoyment that you may have had. > > > >Should your husband suggest any of the more unusual practices be obedient > >and uncomplaining but register any reluctance by remaining silent. It is > >likely that your husband will then fall promptly asleep so adjust your > >clothing, freshen up and apply your night-time face and hair care products. > >You may then set the alarm so that you can arise shortly before him in the > >morning. This will enable you to have his morning cup of tea ready when he > >awakes." > > > > > >==== TOLPUDDLE Mailing List ==== > >LOVELESS/LOVELACE GENEALOGY PAGE - > >UNITED KINGDOM/CANADA/AUSTRALIA > >http://homepages.rootsweb.com/~martyrs > > > > > > > > > > > ==== TOLPUDDLE Mailing List ==== > LOVELESS/LOVELACE GENEALOGY PAGE - > UNITED KINGDOM/CANADA/AUSTRALIA > http://homepages.rootsweb.com/~martyrs >