Subject: Jobs > > > > > > > > My first job was working in an orange juice factory, > > > but I got canned. Couldn't concentrate. > > > > > > Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just > > > couldn't hack it, and so they gave me the ax. > > > > > > After that I tried to be a tailor, but I just wasn't > > > suited for it, mainly because it was a so-so job. > > > > > > Next, I tried working in a muffler factory, but that > > > was too exhausting. > > > > > > Then I tried to be a chef. I figured it would add a > > > little spice to my life, but I just didn't have the > > > thyme. > > > > > > I attempted to be a deli worker, but, any way I sliced > > > it, I couldn't cut the mustard. > > > > > > My best job was being a musician, but eventually I > > > found I wasn't note worthy. > > > > > > I studied a long time to become a doctor, but I didn't > > > have any patience. > > > > > > Next was a job in a shoe factory. I tried but I just > > > didn't fit in. > > > > > > I became a professional fisherman but discovered that > > I > > > couldn't live on my net income. > > > > > > I managed to get a good job working for a pool > > > maintenance company, but the work was just too > > > draining. > > > > > > So then I got a job in a workout center, but they said > > > I wasn't fit for the job. > > > > > > After many years of trying to find steady work I > > > finally got a job as a historian until I realized > > there > > > was no future in it. > > > > > > My last job was working at Starbucks, but I had to > > quit > > > because it was always the same old grind. > > > > > > SO I RETIRED . . . AND I FOUND I AM JUST PERFECT FOR > > > THE JOB!! What a life !!!!! > > > > The secret of happiness is to admire without the > > desire to grasp. > > . > >Donna King List Owner Tolpuddle/Cannell Mailing Lists deking@rogers.com LOVELESS/LOVELACE GENEALOGY PAGE - UNITED KINGDOM/CANADA/AUSTRALIA http://homepages.rootsweb.com/~martyrs Donna's Genealogy Page http://www.geocities.com/Heartland/Park/3288 We could learn a lot from crayons: some are sharp, some are pretty, some are dull, some have weird names, and all are different colors...but they all have to learn to live in the same box.