Thanks Wendy for that bit of humour. I enjoy watching a program called The Royal Canadian Air Farce as it picks fun at us Canadians and our Governments. Donna King shivering and buried in snow in Barrie, Ontario, Canada -----Original Message----- From: Wendy L. Miller <[email protected]> To: [email protected] <[email protected]> Date: Thursday, January 07, 1999 10:15 AM Subject: [TOLPUDDLE-L] Canadians >Until you all start jumping in and posting your research, here's a little >humor (humour?). . . .. > >SIGNS YOU ARE A CANADIAN > >1. You stand in "line-ups" at the movie, not lines. >2. You're not offended by the term, "Homo Milk" >3. You understand the phrase, "Could you please pass me a serviette,I just > spilled my poutine" >4. You eat chocolate bars instead of candy bars. >5. You drink pop, not soda. >6. You know what it means to be on pogey. >7. You know that a mickey and 2-4's mean "Party at the camp, eh!!" >8. You don't hold your hand on your breast when you sing the national > anthem. >9. You can drink legally while still a 'teen. >10. You know that francophones, anglophones and allophones are not > electronic devices. >11. You talk about the weather with strangers and friends alike. >12. You don't know or care about the fuss with Cuba, it's just a cheap > place to travel to and has good cigars. >13. When there is a social problem, you turn to your > government to fix it instead of telling them to stay out of it. >14. You're not sure if the leader of our nation has EVER had sex and don't > want to know if he has! >15. You get milk in bags as well as cartons and plastic jugs. >16. Pike is a type of fish, not some part of a highway. >17. You drive on a highway, not a freeway. >18. You sit on a couch not a chesterfield - that is some small town in > Quebec! >19. You know what a Robertson screwdriver is. >20. You have Canadian Tire money in your kitchen drawers. >21. You know that Thrills are something to chew and "taste like soap". >22. You know that Mounties "don't always look like that" >23. You read rather than scanned this list. > >