I have a blond joke: Two bowling teams were to travel to the city for the League final. The Blondes and the Brunettes. They travelled on a double decker coach, the blondes went upstairs and the brunettes below. The brunettes cracked bottles of champagne, played disco music and had a party as they travelled. They were having a ball until one of them commented, "It's very quiet upstairs, do you think they're OK??" Another Brunette said, "I think we should go up and check" So, with balloons and streamers in hand they went upstairs to find all the Blondes seated, completely silent, staring straight ahead gripping the rail of the seat in front, knuckles white. The 1st Brunettesaid, "Hey what's up? We're having a ball downstairs, party party, what's wrong with all of you?" The blonde nearest them replied, "It's OK for you lot, you've got a driver!!" I told this joke to some 10 year olds and they didn't quite get it.........hope you did! Hi eye. Carol ----- Original Message ----- From: Eye <eye22@bigpond.com> To: <TOLPUDDLE-L@rootsweb.com> Sent: Sunday, June 20, 2004 1:54 PM Subject: RE: [TOL] Fw: Sending this joke against my better judgment > Hi Donna and gang! > Great joke!!! > Thanks for thinking of me Donna. I have been slack with my blond jokes > for some time now. > Here at the bottom end of the land of OZ, it is freezing, expecting hail > anytime now. > My life is hectic, glad to hear about your changes Donna, well done :-) > I miss tracking down Loveless's; hope to get back to it one day soon. > I hope you are all having great success in your family research. > Toodles for now > > Irene > > > -----Original Message----- > From: Donna King [mailto:emily04@rogers.com] > Sent: Friday, June 18, 2004 6:27 PM > To: TOLPUDDLE-L@rootsweb.com > Subject: [TOL] Fw: Sending this joke against my better judgment > > Hi All. This one is for Irene. > > Donna > > The Blonde > and the Coke Machine > > > There was a beautiful young blonde who was going to a soda machine > and she arrived there just before a business man coming to quench his > thirst. She opened her purse and put in 50 cents, studied the machine a > little, pushed a Diet Coke selection, and out came a Diet Coke which she > placed on a counter by the machine. > > Then she reached in her purse again and pulled out a dollar and > inserted it in the machine. Studying the machine carefully, she pushed > the button for Coke Classic and out came a Coke Classic and 50 cents > change. > > She immediately took the 50 cents and put it in the machine, > studied it for a moment and pushed the Mountain Dew button. Out came a > Mountain Dew. As she was reaching into her purse again, the business man > who had been waiting patiently for several minutes now spoke up. > > "Excuse me Ms. but are you done yet?" She looked at him and > indignantly replied: "Well Duhhh!, I'm still winning" > > > > > > > > > > ==== TOLPUDDLE Mailing List ==== > LOVELESS/LOVELACE GENEALOGY PAGE - > UNITED KINGDOM/CANADA/AUSTRALIA > http://homepages.rootsweb.com/~martyrs > > > --- > Incoming mail is certified Virus Free. > Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com). > Version: 6.0.705 / Virus Database: 461 - Release Date: 6/12/2004 > > > --- > Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free. > Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com). > Version: 6.0.705 / Virus Database: 461 - Release Date: 6/12/2004 > > > > ==== TOLPUDDLE Mailing List ==== > LOVELESS/LOVELACE GENEALOGY PAGE - > UNITED KINGDOM/CANADA/AUSTRALIA > http://homepages.rootsweb.com/~martyrs > >