Irene - my sister sent me this cute blonde joke. Cheers, Donna Don't forget for us Canadians - Its fall back tonight. > > > > >>> > > > > >>>Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family > > > > >>>ranch. > > > > >>> > > > > >>>Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in > > > > >>>financial trouble. In order to keep the bank from repossessing > > > > >>>the ranch, they need to purchase a bull so that they can breed > > > > >>> > > > > >>>their own stock. They only have $600 to buy a bull. > > > > >>> > > > > >>>Upon leaving, the brunette tells her sister, "When I get > > > > >>>there, if I decide to buy the bull, I'll contact you to drive out > > > > >>>after me and haul it home." > > > > >>> > > > > >>>The brunette arrives at the man's ranch, inspects the bull, > > > > >>>and decides she wants to buy it. The man tells her that he > > > > >>>will sell it for $599, no less. > > > > >>> > > > > >>>After paying him, she drives to the nearest town to send > > > > >>>her sister a telegram to tell her the news. She walks into the > > > > >>>telegraph office,and says, "I want to send a telegram to my > > > > >>>sister telling her that I've bought a bull for our ranch. I need > > > > >>> > > > > >>>her to hitch the trailer to our pickup truck and drive out here so > > > > >>> > > > > >>>we can haul it home." > > > > >>> > > > > >>>The telegraph operator explains that he'll be glad to help > > > > >>>her, then adds, "It's just 99 cents a word." > > > > >>> > > > > >>>Well, after paying for the bull, the brunette only has $1 > > > > >>>left. She realizes that she'll only be able to send her sister one > > > word. > > > > >>>After a few minutes of thinking, she nods and says, "I want you >to > > > > >>>send her the word "comfortable." > > > > >>> > > > > >>>The operator shakes his head. "How is she ever going to > > > > >>>know that you want her to hitch the trailer to your pickup > > > > >>>truck and drive out here to haul that bull back to your ranch if > > > > >>>you send her just the word "comfortable?" > > > > >>> > > > > >>>The brunette explains, "My sister's a blonde. The word's really > > > > >>>big, She'll read it very slowly .. com-for-da-bul." > > > > >> > > > > >> > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >