Having spent some time in hospital in the past this funny really hit home. Hope you all enjoy it. Irene The Hospital A woman, calling a local hospital said, "Hello, I'd like to talk with the person who gives the information regarding your patients. I'd like to find out if the patient is getting better, doing as expected, or is getting worse." The voice on the other end of the line said, "What is the patient's name and room number?" She said, "Sarah Finkel in Room 302." "I will connect you with the nursing station." "3-A Nursing Station. How can I help you?" "I would like to know the condition of Sarah Finkel in Room 302." "Just a moment. Let me look at her records. Oh, yes. Mrs. Finkel is doing very well. In fact, she's had two full meals, her blood pressure is fine, her blood work just came back normal, she is going to be taken off the heart monitor in a couple of hours and if she continues this improvement, Dr. Cohen is going to send her home Tuesday at twelve o'clock." The woman said, "Thank God! That is wonderful! Oh! That is fantastic .. that's wonderful news!" The nurse said, "From your enthusiasm, I take it you must be a close family member or a very close friend!" "Not exactly. I'm Sarah Finkel in 302! Nobody here tells me ANYTHING!"

Thanks for the joke Are you married and do you have children? have you any idea if you will trace back ny further on your line?Did you see Donna's John Loveless? lesley ----- Original Message ----- From: "eye" <eye22@bigpond.com> To: <TOLPUDDLE-L@rootsweb.com> Sent: Wednesday, June 25, 2003 1:46 PM Subject: [TOL] Funny for you all!! > Having spent some time in hospital in the past this funny really hit home. > Hope you all enjoy it. > Irene > > The Hospital > > A woman, calling a local hospital said, "Hello, I'd like to talk with > the person who gives the information regarding your patients. I'd like > to find out if the patient is getting better, doing as expected, or is > getting worse." > > The voice on the other end of the line said, "What is the patient's name > and room number?" > > She said, "Sarah Finkel in Room 302." > "I will connect you with the nursing station." > > "3-A Nursing Station. How can I help you?" > > "I would like to know the condition of Sarah Finkel in Room 302." > > "Just a moment. Let me look at her records. Oh, yes. Mrs. Finkel is > doing very well. In fact, she's had two full meals, her blood pressure > is fine, her blood work just came back normal, she is going to be taken > off the heart monitor in a couple of hours and if she continues this > improvement, Dr. Cohen is going to send her home Tuesday at twelve > o'clock." > > The woman said, "Thank God! That is wonderful! Oh! That is fantastic .. > that's wonderful news!" > > The nurse said, "From your enthusiasm, I take it you must be a close > family member or a very close friend!" > > "Not exactly. I'm Sarah Finkel in 302! Nobody here tells me ANYTHING!" > > > > ==== TOLPUDDLE Mailing List ==== > LOVELESS/LOVELACE GENEALOGY PAGE - > UNITED KINGDOM/CANADA/AUSTRALIA > http://homepages.rootsweb.com/~martyrs > >