I laughed out loud my friend!! Thank you, Carol ----- Original Message ----- From: "eye" <eye22@bigpond.com> To: <TOLPUDDLE-L@rootsweb.com> Sent: Wednesday, June 25, 2003 10:46 PM Subject: [TOL] Funny for you all!! > Having spent some time in hospital in the past this funny really hit home. > Hope you all enjoy it. > Irene > > The Hospital > > A woman, calling a local hospital said, "Hello, I'd like to talk with > the person who gives the information regarding your patients. I'd like > to find out if the patient is getting better, doing as expected, or is > getting worse." > > The voice on the other end of the line said, "What is the patient's name > and room number?" > > She said, "Sarah Finkel in Room 302." > "I will connect you with the nursing station." > > "3-A Nursing Station. How can I help you?" > > "I would like to know the condition of Sarah Finkel in Room 302." > > "Just a moment. Let me look at her records. Oh, yes. Mrs. Finkel is > doing very well. In fact, she's had two full meals, her blood pressure > is fine, her blood work just came back normal, she is going to be taken > off the heart monitor in a couple of hours and if she continues this > improvement, Dr. Cohen is going to send her home Tuesday at twelve > o'clock." > > The woman said, "Thank God! That is wonderful! Oh! That is fantastic .. > that's wonderful news!" > > The nurse said, "From your enthusiasm, I take it you must be a close > family member or a very close friend!" > > "Not exactly. I'm Sarah Finkel in 302! Nobody here tells me ANYTHING!" > > > > ==== TOLPUDDLE Mailing List ==== > LOVELESS/LOVELACE GENEALOGY PAGE - > UNITED KINGDOM/CANADA/AUSTRALIA > http://homepages.rootsweb.com/~martyrs > >

Morning All I liked this prayer, for all us old married people I am sure we receive all this attention already;-)) Well I know Carol does:-)))) Irene FEMALE PRAYER Before I lay me down to sleep I pray for a man who's not a creep One who's handsome, smart & strong One who loves to listen long One who thinks before he speaks One who'll call, not wait for weeks. I pray he's gainfully employed, When I spend his cash won't be annoyed Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to "How big is my behind?" I pray that this man will love me no end - And never attempt to hit on my friend. Amen

MALE PRAYER I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a pub Amen