Some Genealogy??? Bumper Stickers? 1. My family coat of arms ties at the back....is that normal? 2. My family tree is a few branches short! 3. Shake your family tree and watch the nuts fall! 4. My hobby is genealogy; I raise dust bunnies as pets. 5. I looked into my family tree and found out I was a sap.... 6. I'm not stuck, I'm ancestrally challenged. 7. I'm searching for myself; Have you seen me ? 8. Isn't genealogy fun? The answer to one problem, leads to two more! 9. It's 2001... Do you know where your-Great-G. Grandparents are? 10. A family tree can wither if nobody tends it's roots. 11. A new cousin a day keeps the boredom away. 12. After 30 days, unclaimed ancestors will be adopted. 13. Am I the only person up my tree? Sure seems like it! 14. FLOOR: The place for storing your priceless genealogy records. 15. A pack rat is hard to live with, but makes a fine ancestor. Various Author's Unknown