Chip, wanted to say thanks for the enjoyable list. You have made us laugh, almost made us cry, but most of all we feel as if you are part of our family. Don't let one (insert colorful words here) female get to ya. Keep up the good work...we love it. Also here are a couple of words I have to try to explain at least once a week that we use in Texas quite a bit. Yonder - People always want to know where YONDER is. I tell them it ain't quite "way the heck out there" but it is farther away than "over there" Fixin - I don't know where it came from but seems all of us from Texas are "Fixin to" do something (Like Fixin to go fishin/shopping/beat me some kids butts) We are never Fixin the car...we are working on it... Thought I would pass this along so if anyone else out there felt they were the only ones who used these type words, they would know different now. Larry Burks Texas