Posted to another list I subscribe too --- some are too funny! I particularly like the #1, #7, and #13. 1. My family coat of arms ties at the back. . . . is that normal? 2. My family tree is a few branches short! All help appreciated 3. My ancestors must be in a witness protection program! 4. Shake your family tree and watch the nuts fall! 5. My hobby is genealogy, I raise dust bunnies as pets. 6. How can one ancestor cause so much TROUBLE?? 7. I looked into my family tree and found out I was a sap. . . 8. I'm not stuck, I'm ancestrally challenged 9. I'm searching for myself; Have you seen me ? 10. If only people came with pull-down menus and on-line help. . . 11. Isn't genealogy fun? The answer to one problem, leads to two more! 12. It's 1998. . . Do you know where your Great-Great-Grandparents are? 13. A family reunion is an effective form of birth control 14. A family tree can wither if nobody tends it's roots 15. A new cousin a day keeps the boredom away 16. After 30 days, unclaimed ancestors will be adopted 17. Am I the only person up my tree. . . sure seems like it 18. Any family tree produces some lemons, some nuts and a few bad apples 19. Ever find an ancestor HANGING from the family tree? 20. FLOOR: The place for storing your priceless genealogy records. 21. Gene-Allergy: It's a contagious disease, but I love it 22. Genealogists are time unravelers 23. Genealogy is like playing hide and seek: They hide. . . I seek! 24. Genealogy: Tracing yourself back to better people 25. "Crazy" is a relative term in my family 26. A pack rat is hard to live with, but makes a fine ancestor 27. I want to find ALL of them! So far I only have a few thousand 28. I Should have asked them BEFORE they died! 29. I think my ancestors had several "Bad heir" days 30. I'm always late. My ancestors arrived on the JUNEflower 31. Only a Genealogist regards a step backwards, as progress 32. Share your knowledge, it is a way to achieve immortality 33. Heredity: Everyone believes in it until their children act like fools! 34. It's an unusual family tree ...tim west... Scott Co, TN Coordinator for the TNGenWeb Project http://www.tngenweb.org/scott