--part1_26.df07c49.275bfd19_boundary Content-Type: text/plain; charset="US-ASCII" Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit Genealogy Quips > My family coat of arms ties at the back ... is that > normal? > > My family tree is a few branches short! All help > appreciated. > > My ancestors must be in a witness protection > program! > > Shake your family tree and watch the nuts fall! > > My hobby is genealogy, I raise dust bunnies as pets. > > How can one ancestor cause so much TROUBLE?! > > I looked into my family tree and found out I was a > sap ... > > I'm not stuck, I'm ancestrally challenged. > > I'm searching for myself; Have you seen me? > > If only people came with pull-down menus and on-line > help ... > > Isn't genealogy fun? The answer to one problem leads > to two more! > > It's 2000 ... Do you know where your > G-G-Grandparents are? > > A family reunion is an effective form of birth > control. > > A family tree can wither if nobody tends it's roots. > > A new cousin a day keeps the boredom away. > > After 30 days unclaimed ancestors will be adopted. > > Am I the only person up my tree ... sure seems like > it. > > Any family tree produces some lemons, some nuts, and > a few bad apples. > > Ever find an ancestor HANGING from the family tree? > > FLOOR: The place for storing your priceless > genealogy records. > > Gene-Allergy: It's a contagious disease but I love > it. > > Genealogists are time unravelers. > > Genealogy is like playing hide and seek: They hide > ... I seek! > > Genealogy: Tracing yourself back to better people. > > "Crazy" is a relative term in my family. > > A pack rat is hard to live with but makes a fine > ancestor. > > I want to find ALL of them! So far I only have a few > thousand. > > I Should have asked them BEFORE they died! > > I think my ancestors had several "Bad heir" days. > > I'm always late. My ancestors arrived on the > JUNEflower. > > Only a Genealogist regards a step backwards, as > progress. > > Share your knowledge, it is a way to achieve > immortality. > > Heredity: Everyone believes in it until their > children act like fools! > > It's an unusual family that hath neither a lady of > the evening or a thief. > > Many a family tree needs pruning. > > Shh! Be very, very quiet ... I'm hunting forebears. > > Snobs talk as if they had begotten their own > ancestors! > > That's strange: half my ancestors are WOMEN! > > I'm not sick, I've just got fading genes. > > Genealogists live in the past lane. > > Cousins marrying cousins: Very tangled roots! > > Cousins marrying cousins: A non-branching family > tree > > Alright! Everybody out of the gene pool! > > Always willing to share my ignorance ... > > Documentation ...The hardest part of genealogy. > > Genealogy: Chasing your own tale! > > Genealogy ... will I ever find time to mow the lawn > again? > > That's the problem with the gene pool: NO Lifeguards > > I researched my family tree ... and apparently I > don't exist! > > > >> --part1_26.df07c49.275bfd19_boundary Content-Type: message/rfc822 Content-Disposition: inline Return-Path: <[email protected]> Received: from rly-xa05.mx.aol.com (rly-xa05.mail.aol.com [172.20.105.74]) by air-xa02.mail.aol.com (v77.14) with ESMTP; Sun, 03 Dec 2000 11:36:14 1900 Received: from web1402.mail.yahoo.com (web1402.mail.yahoo.com [128.11.23.166]) by rly-xa05.mx.aol.com (v76_r1.19) with ESMTP; Sun, 03 Dec 2000 11:35:50 -0500 Message-ID: <[email protected]> Received: from [63.193.251.241] by web1402.mail.yahoo.com; Sun, 03 Dec 2000 08:35:49 PST Date: Sun, 3 Dec 2000 08:35:49 -0800 (PST) From: Jim Larsen <[email protected]> Subject: Fwd: Genealogy Quips To: [email protected] MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii X-Mailer: Unknown > Genealogy Quips > > My family coat of arms ties at the back ... is that > normal? > > My family tree is a few branches short! All help > appreciated. > > My ancestors must be in a witness protection > program! > > Shake your family tree and watch the nuts fall! > > My hobby is genealogy, I raise dust bunnies as pets. > > How can one ancestor cause so much TROUBLE?! > > I looked into my family tree and found out I was a > sap ... > > I'm not stuck, I'm ancestrally challenged. > > I'm searching for myself; Have you seen me? > > If only people came with pull-down menus and on-line > help ... > > Isn't genealogy fun? The answer to one problem leads > to two more! > > It's 2000 ... Do you know where your > G-G-Grandparents are? > > A family reunion is an effective form of birth > control. > > A family tree can wither if nobody tends it's roots. > > A new cousin a day keeps the boredom away. > > After 30 days unclaimed ancestors will be adopted. > > Am I the only person up my tree ... sure seems like > it. > > Any family tree produces some lemons, some nuts, and > a few bad apples. > > Ever find an ancestor HANGING from the family tree? > > FLOOR: The place for storing your priceless > genealogy records. > > Gene-Allergy: It's a contagious disease but I love > it. > > Genealogists are time unravelers. > > Genealogy is like playing hide and seek: They hide > ... I seek! > > Genealogy: Tracing yourself back to better people. > > "Crazy" is a relative term in my family. > > A pack rat is hard to live with but makes a fine > ancestor. > > I want to find ALL of them! So far I only have a few > thousand. > > I Should have asked them BEFORE they died! > > I think my ancestors had several "Bad heir" days. > > I'm always late. My ancestors arrived on the > JUNEflower. > > Only a Genealogist regards a step backwards, as > progress. > > Share your knowledge, it is a way to achieve > immortality. > > Heredity: Everyone believes in it until their > children act like fools! > > It's an unusual family that hath neither a lady of > the evening or a thief. > > Many a family tree needs pruning. > > Shh! Be very, very quiet ... I'm hunting forebears. > > Snobs talk as if they had begotten their own > ancestors! > > That's strange: half my ancestors are WOMEN! > > I'm not sick, I've just got fading genes. > > Genealogists live in the past lane. > > Cousins marrying cousins: Very tangled roots! > > Cousins marrying cousins: A non-branching family > tree > > Alright! Everybody out of the gene pool! > > Always willing to share my ignorance ... > > Documentation ...The hardest part of genealogy. > > Genealogy: Chasing your own tale! > > Genealogy ... will I ever find time to mow the lawn > again? > > That's the problem with the gene pool: NO Lifeguards > > I researched my family tree ... and apparently I > don't exist! > > > > __________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Yahoo! Shopping - Thousands of Stores. Millions of Products. http://shopping.yahoo.com/ --part1_26.df07c49.275bfd19_boundary--