--part1_41.3513367.27416d62_boundary Content-Type: text/plain; charset="US-ASCII" Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit --part1_41.3513367.27416d62_boundary Content-Type: message/rfc822 Content-Disposition: inline Return-Path: <[email protected]> Received: from rly-yh03.mx.aol.com (rly-yh03.mail.aol.com [172.18.147.35]) by air-yh05.mail.aol.com (v76_r1.23) with ESMTP; Mon, 13 Nov 2000 09:59:28 1900 Received: from tvainet.tva.gov (tvainet.tva.gov [152.85.133.14]) by rly-yh03.mx.aol.com (v76_r1.19) with ESMTP; Mon, 13 Nov 2000 09:58:58 -0500 Received: from topaz-hme.cha.tva.gov by tvainet.tva.gov via smtpd (for rly-yh03.mx.aol.com [205.188.157.3]) with SMTP; 13 Nov 2000 14:58:57 UT Received: from knxknxois7.knx.tva.gov (knxknxois7.knx.tva.gov [152.87.14.85]) by topaz.cha.tva.gov (Pro-8.9.3/Pro-8.9.3/8.9.3-topaz) with ESMTP id JAA28908 for <[email protected]>; Mon, 13 Nov 2000 09:58:56 -0500 (EST) Received: by knxknxois7.knx.tva.gov with Internet Mail Service (5.5.2448.0) id <VHB15A6K>; Mon, 13 Nov 2000 09:57:15 -0500 Message-ID: <[email protected]> From: "Chinn, Terry L." <[email protected]> To: "'Terry Chinn'" <[email protected]> Subject: FW: New Computer Virus Date: Mon, 13 Nov 2000 09:59:54 -0500 MIME-Version: 1.0 X-Mailer: Internet Mail Service (5.5.2448.0) Content-Type: text/plain > Subject: Badtimes > If you receive an email entitled "Badtimes," delete it immediately. > Do not open it. Apparently this one is pretty nasty. > It will not only erase everything on your hard drive, but it will also > delete anything on disks within 20 feet of your computer. It > demagnetizes the strips on ALL of your credit cards. It reprograms your > ATM access code, screws up the tracking on your VCR and uses subspace > field harmonics to scratch any CD's you attempt to play. > It will program your phone auto dial to call only your mother-in-law's > number. This virus will mix antifreeze into your fish tank. It will > drink all your beer. (For Gods sake, man, are you listening?!?!) It will > leave dirty socks on the coffee table when you are expecting company. > It will replace your shampoo with Nair and your Nair with Rogaine, all > the while dating your current boy/girlfriend behind your back and billing > their hotel rendezvous to your Visa card. It will cause you to run with > scissors and throw things in a way that is only fun until someone loses an > eye. > It will rewrite your backup files, changing all your active verbs to > passive tense and incorporating undetectable misspellings which grossly > change the interpretations of key sentences. > If the "Badtimes" message is opened in a Windows95/98 environment, it will > leave the toilet seat up and leave your hair dryer plugged in dangerously > close to a full bathtub. It will not only remove the forbidden tags from > your mattresses and pillows, it will also refill your skim milk with whole > milk. > WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN!** > And if you don't send this to 5000 people in 20 seconds, you'll fart next > time you're making love. > ................send send send send send................ > > In case you are a blonde, this is a joke. > > --part1_41.3513367.27416d62_boundary--