--part1_54.593fc3c.2683c3a8_boundary Content-Type: text/plain; charset="US-ASCII" Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit --part1_54.593fc3c.2683c3a8_boundary Content-Type: message/rfc822 Content-Disposition: inline Return-Path: <[email protected]> Received: from rly-st07.mail.aol.com (rly-st07.mail.aol.com [172.18.149.18]) by air-yd05.mail.aol.com (v74.17) with ESMTP; Wed, 21 Jun 2000 23:13:44 -0400 Received: from rly-zb03.mx.aol.com (rly-zb03.mail.aol.com [172.31.41.3]) by rly-st07.mail.aol.com (8.8.8/8.8.8/AOL-5.0.0) with ESMTP id WAA19315; Wed, 21 Jun 2000 22:16:33 -0400 (EDT) Received: from lists5.rootsweb.com (lists5.rootsweb.com [63.92.80.123]) by rly-zb03.mx.aol.com (v74.17) with ESMTP; Wed, 21 Jun 2000 22:15:58 2000 Received: (from [email protected]) by lists5.rootsweb.com (8.10.1/8.10.1) id e5M2DDo23178; Wed, 21 Jun 2000 19:13:13 -0700 Resent-Date: Wed, 21 Jun 2000 19:13:13 -0700 X-Original-Sender: [email protected] Wed Jun 21 19:13:12 2000 From: [email protected] Message-ID: <[email protected]> Date: Wed, 21 Jun 2000 22:12:44 EDT Old-To: [email protected] Old-CC: [email protected] MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset="US-ASCII" Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-Mailer: AOL 5.0 for Windows sub 108 Subject: [TNMAURY-L] I'm My Own Grandpa Resent-Message-ID: <[email protected]> To: [email protected] Resent-From: [email protected] X-Mailing-List: <[email protected]> archive/latest/4353 X-Loop: [email protected] Precedence: list Resent-Sender: [email protected] Many, many years ago when I was twenty three, I got married to a widow who was pretty as could be. This widow had a grown-up daughter who had hair of red. My father fell in love with her, and soon the two were wed. This made my dad my son-in-law and changed my very life. My daughter was my mother, for she was my father's wife. To complicate the matters worse, although it brought me joy. I soon became the father Of a bouncing baby boy. My little baby then became a brother-in-law to dad. And so became my uncle, though it made me very sad. For if he was my uncle, then that also made him brother To the widow's grown-up daughter who, of course, was my step-mother. Father's wife then had a son, who kept them on the run. And he became my grandson, for he was my daughter's son. My wife is now my mother's mother and it makes me blue. Because, although she is my wife, She's my grandma too. If my wife is my grandmother, then I am her grandchild. And every time I think of it, It simply drives me wild. For now I have become the strangest case you ever saw. As the husband of my grandmother, I am my own grandpa!! ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ To subscribe to HOOTS Clean Jokes & Quotes Send an e-mail to: [email protected] Short jokes and quotes 4 times a week. <A HREF="http://www.egroups.com/group/Hoots">http://www.egroups.com/group/Hoot s</A> ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ The Rules Have Changed...Get Paid to Surf the Web! <A HREF="http://www.alladvantage.com/home.asp?refid=FVG-196">http://www.alladv antage.com/go.asp?refid=FVG-196</A> ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ HAVE YOUR OWN 800# - HOME OR BUSINESS ONLY 6.9 cents per minute! - Six second billing SAME RATE FOR LONG DISTANCE CALLS FROM HOME! NO SET-UP FEES - NO MONTHLY FEES - NO SURCHARGES FOR SERVICE 1-800-360-8918 - RD# 205 <A HREF="http://www.americannortelrep.com/205/">http://www.americannortelrep.c om/205/</A> ==== TNMAURY Mailing List ==== Get paid to surf the web: http://www.alladvantage.com/go.asp?refid=FVG-196 ============================== Personalized Mailing Lists: never miss a connection again. http://pml.rootsweb.com/ Brought to you by RootsWeb.com. --part1_54.593fc3c.2683c3a8_boundary--