WHATS THIS? ITS NOT GENEAOLGY!! ----- Original Message ----- From: <[email protected]> To: <[email protected]> Sent: Thursday, June 22, 2000 12:31 PM Subject: [TNMARSHA] Fwd: [TNMAURY-L] I'm My Own Grandpa > > --part1_54.593fc3c.2683c3a8_boundary > Content-Type: text/plain; charset="US-ASCII" > Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit > > > > --part1_54.593fc3c.2683c3a8_boundary > Content-Type: message/rfc822 > Content-Disposition: inline > > Return-Path: <[email protected]> > Received: from rly-st07.mail.aol.com (rly-st07.mail.aol.com [172.18.149.18]) by air-yd05.mail.aol.com (v74.17) with ESMTP; Wed, 21 Jun 2000 23:13:44 -0400 > Received: from rly-zb03.mx.aol.com (rly-zb03.mail.aol.com [172.31.41.3]) > by rly-st07.mail.aol.com (8.8.8/8.8.8/AOL-5.0.0) > with ESMTP id WAA19315; > Wed, 21 Jun 2000 22:16:33 -0400 (EDT) > Received: from lists5.rootsweb.com (lists5.rootsweb.com [63.92.80.123]) by rly-zb03.mx.aol.com (v74.17) with ESMTP; Wed, 21 Jun 2000 22:15:58 2000 > Received: (from [email protected]) > by lists5.rootsweb.com (8.10.1/8.10.1) id e5M2DDo23178; > Wed, 21 Jun 2000 19:13:13 -0700 > Resent-Date: Wed, 21 Jun 2000 19:13:13 -0700 > X-Original-Sender: [email protected] Wed Jun 21 19:13:12 2000 > From: [email protected] > Message-ID: <[email protected]> > Date: Wed, 21 Jun 2000 22:12:44 EDT > Old-To: [email protected] > Old-CC: [email protected] > MIME-Version: 1.0 > Content-Type: text/plain; charset="US-ASCII" > Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit > X-Mailer: AOL 5.0 for Windows sub 108 > Subject: [TNMAURY-L] I'm My Own Grandpa > Resent-Message-ID: <[email protected]> > To: [email protected] > Resent-From: [email protected] > X-Mailing-List: <[email protected]> archive/latest/4353 > X-Loop: [email protected] > Precedence: list > Resent-Sender: [email protected] > > Many, many years ago when I was twenty three, > I got married to a widow who was pretty as could be. > > This widow had a grown-up daughter who had hair of red. > My father fell in love with her, and soon the two were wed. > > This made my dad my son-in-law and changed my very life. > My daughter was my mother, for she was my father's wife. > > To complicate the matters worse, although it brought me joy. > I soon became the father Of a bouncing baby boy. > > My little baby then became a brother-in-law to dad. > And so became my uncle, though it made me very sad. > > For if he was my uncle, then that also made him brother > To the widow's grown-up daughter who, of course, was my > step-mother. > > Father's wife then had a son, who kept them on the run. > And he became my grandson, for he was my daughter's son. > > My wife is now my mother's mother and it makes me blue. > Because, although she is my wife, She's my grandma too. > > If my wife is my grandmother, then I am her grandchild. > And every time I think of it, It simply drives me wild. > > For now I have become the strangest case you ever saw. > As the husband of my grandmother, I am my own grandpa!! > > ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ > > To subscribe to HOOTS Clean Jokes & Quotes > Send an e-mail to: > [email protected] > Short jokes and quotes 4 times a week. > <A HREF="http://www.egroups.com/group/Hoots">http://www.egroups.com/group/Hoot > s</A> > > > ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ > > The Rules Have Changed...Get Paid to Surf the Web! > <A HREF="http://www.alladvantage.com/home.asp?refid=FVG-196">http://www.alladv > antage.com/go.asp?refid=FVG-196</A> > > ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ > > HAVE YOUR OWN 800# - HOME OR BUSINESS > ONLY 6.9 cents per minute! - Six second billing > SAME RATE FOR LONG DISTANCE CALLS FROM HOME! > NO SET-UP FEES - NO MONTHLY FEES - NO SURCHARGES > FOR SERVICE 1-800-360-8918 - RD# 205 > <A HREF="http://www.americannortelrep.com/205/">http://www.americannortelrep.c > om/205/</A> > > > ==== TNMAURY Mailing List ==== > Get paid to surf the web: > http://www.alladvantage.com/go.asp?refid=FVG-196 > > > ============================== > Personalized Mailing Lists: never miss a connection again. > http://pml.rootsweb.com/ > Brought to you by RootsWeb.com. > > > --part1_54.593fc3c.2683c3a8_boundary-- >