Merry Christmas and Happy Hollidays to all!! I probably will catch a a lot of flack for this but I am going to do it anyway. Here are some carols for the psychiatrically challenged: Schizophrenia ~ Do I Hear What I Hear? Multiple Personality Disorder ~ We Three Queens Disoriented Are Amnesia ~ I don't know if I'll be Home for Christmas Narcissistic ~ Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me Manic ~ Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants and...... Paranoid ~ Santa Claus is coming to Get Me Borderline Personality Disorder ~ Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire Personality Disorder ~ You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll tell You Why Obsessive Compulsive Disorder ~Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells Agoraphobia ~ I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day But Wouldn't Leave My House Autistic ~Jingle Bell Rock and Rock and Rock and Rock... Senile Dementia ~ Walking in a Winter Wonderland Miles From My House In My Slippers and Robe Oppositional Defiant Disorder ~ I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus So I Burned Down the House Social Anxiety Disorder ~ Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas While I Sit Here and Hyperventilate

LOL You know Noel I just have to tell you that yes, it was bad of you and you will only get a lump of coal in your stocking or a bundle of switches under the tree----- but you know every once in while we all need a good laugh -- especially this year-- so what can I say LOL but Merry Christmas while I am trying to quit laughing long enough to type LOL ----- Original Message ----- From: "Noel C. Matthews" <[email protected]> To: <[email protected]> Sent: Thursday, December 22, 2005 8:13 AM Subject: [TNMARION] Carols for the psychiatrically challenged | Merry Christmas and Happy Hollidays to all!! | | I probably will catch a a lot of flack for this but I am going to do it | anyway. Here are some carols for the psychiatrically challenged: | | Schizophrenia ~ Do I Hear What I Hear? | | Multiple Personality Disorder ~ We Three Queens Disoriented Are | | Amnesia ~ I don't know if I'll be Home for Christmas | | Narcissistic ~ Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me | | Manic ~ Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and | Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and | Fire Hydrants and...... | | Paranoid ~ Santa Claus is coming to Get Me | | Borderline Personality Disorder ~ Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire | | Personality Disorder ~ You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna | Pout, Maybe I'll tell You Why | | Obsessive Compulsive Disorder ~Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, | Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells | | Agoraphobia ~ I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day But Wouldn't Leave My House | | Autistic ~Jingle Bell Rock and Rock and Rock and Rock... | | Senile Dementia ~ Walking in a Winter Wonderland Miles From My House In | My Slippers and Robe | | Oppositional Defiant Disorder ~ I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus So I | Burned Down the House | | Social Anxiety Disorder ~ Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas While I | Sit Here and Hyperventilate | | | ==== TNMARION Mailing List ==== | *********************************************************************** | PLEASE NOTE: This list is for queries and replies, comments, | requests for help, and other genealogical related information | that is of interest to researchers having a connection or a | possible connection to Marion County, Tennessee. There is no | soliciting or advertising of any item or service for sale allowed. | Betty McBee - list administrator-- [email protected] . | Marion County Web Site: http://www.rootsweb.com/~tnmario2/ | *********************************************************************** | | ============================== | Jumpstart your genealogy with OneWorldTree. Search not only for | ancestors, but entire generations. Learn more: | http://www.ancestry.com/s13972/rd.ashx | |

Noel: You are a heathen. I loved it, loved it. and have sent it to a bunch of my relatives. Thanks, Paul R.L.Vance ----- Original Message ----- From: "Noel C. Matthews" <[email protected]> To: <[email protected]> Sent: Thursday, December 22, 2005 8:13 AM Subject: [TNMARION] Carols for the psychiatrically challenged > Merry Christmas and Happy Hollidays to all!! > > I probably will catch a a lot of flack for this but I am going to do it > anyway. Here are some carols for the psychiatrically challenged: > > Schizophrenia ~ Do I Hear What I Hear? > > Multiple Personality Disorder ~ We Three Queens Disoriented Are > > Amnesia ~ I don't know if I'll be Home for Christmas > > Narcissistic ~ Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me > > Manic ~ Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and > Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and > Fire Hydrants and...... > > Paranoid ~ Santa Claus is coming to Get Me > > Borderline Personality Disorder ~ Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire > > Personality Disorder ~ You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna > Pout, Maybe I'll tell You Why > > Obsessive Compulsive Disorder ~Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, > Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells > > Agoraphobia ~ I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day But Wouldn't Leave My > House > > Autistic ~Jingle Bell Rock and Rock and Rock and Rock... > > Senile Dementia ~ Walking in a Winter Wonderland Miles From My House In > My Slippers and Robe > > Oppositional Defiant Disorder ~ I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus So I > Burned Down the House > > Social Anxiety Disorder ~ Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas While I > Sit Here and Hyperventilate > > > ==== TNMARION Mailing List ==== > *********************************************************************** > PLEASE NOTE: This list is for queries and replies, comments, > requests for help, and other genealogical related information > that is of interest to researchers having a connection or a > possible connection to Marion County, Tennessee. There is no > soliciting or advertising of any item or service for sale allowed. > Betty McBee - list administrator-- [email protected] . > Marion County Web Site: http://www.rootsweb.com/~tnmario2/ > *********************************************************************** > > ============================== > Jumpstart your genealogy with OneWorldTree. Search not only for > ancestors, but entire generations. Learn more: > http://www.ancestry.com/s13972/rd.ashx > >