Thank you so much for the laughter- if we can not make fun of ourselves life is not worth living. They were hysterical. As a major in Criminal Justice I really can appreciate the humor behind the thoughts. Thanks again Yvonne macbetty <[email protected]> wrote: LOL You know Noel I just have to tell you that yes, it was bad of you and you will only get a lump of coal in your stocking or a bundle of switches under the tree----- but you know every once in while we all need a good laugh -- especially this year-- so what can I say LOL but Merry Christmas while I am trying to quit laughing long enough to type LOL ----- Original Message ----- From: "Noel C. Matthews" To: Sent: Thursday, December 22, 2005 8:13 AM Subject: [TNMARION] Carols for the psychiatrically challenged | Merry Christmas and Happy Hollidays to all!! | | I probably will catch a a lot of flack for this but I am going to do it | anyway. Here are some carols for the psychiatrically challenged: | | Schizophrenia ~ Do I Hear What I Hear? | | Multiple Personality Disorder ~ We Three Queens Disoriented Are | | Amnesia ~ I don't know if I'll be Home for Christmas | | Narcissistic ~ Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me | | Manic ~ Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and | Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and | Fire Hydrants and...... | | Paranoid ~ Santa Claus is coming to Get Me | | Borderline Personality Disorder ~ Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire | | Personality Disorder ~ You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna | Pout, Maybe I'll tell You Why | | Obsessive Compulsive Disorder ~Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, | Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells | | Agoraphobia ~ I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day But Wouldn't Leave My House | | Autistic ~Jingle Bell Rock and Rock and Rock and Rock... | | Senile Dementia ~ Walking in a Winter Wonderland Miles From My House In | My Slippers and Robe | | Oppositional Defiant Disorder ~ I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus So I | Burned Down the House | | Social Anxiety Disorder ~ Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas While I | Sit Here and Hyperventilate | | | ==== TNMARION Mailing List ==== | *********************************************************************** | PLEASE NOTE: This list is for queries and replies, comments, | requests for help, and other genealogical related information | that is of interest to researchers having a connection or a | possible connection to Marion County, Tennessee. There is no | soliciting or advertising of any item or service for sale allowed. | Betty McBee - list administrator-- [email protected] . | Marion County Web Site: http://www.rootsweb.com/~tnmario2/ | *********************************************************************** | | ============================== | Jumpstart your genealogy with OneWorldTree. Search not only for | ancestors, but entire generations. Learn more: | http://www.ancestry.com/s13972/rd.ashx | | ==== TNMARION Mailing List ==== *********************************************************************** PLEASE NOTE: This list is for queries and replies, comments, requests for help, and other genealogical related information that is of interest to researchers having a connection or a possible connection to Marion County, Tennessee.There is no soliciting or advertising of any item or service for sale allowed. Betty McBee - list administrator-- [email protected] . Marion County Web Site: http://www.rootsweb.com/~tnmario2/ *********************************************************************** ============================== Search the US Census Collection. Over 140 million records added in the last 12 months. Largest online collection in the world. Learn more: http://www.ancestry.com/s13965/rd.ashx __________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Tired of spam? Yahoo! Mail has the best spam protection around http://mail.yahoo.com