ODE TO A VOLUNTEER Many will be shocked to find when the day of judgment nears. That theres a special in Heaven set aside for volunteers. Furnished with big green recliners, satin couches, and foot stools. Where there are no committees, no group leaders or car pools, No eager team that needs a couch, no bazaar and no bake sale. there will be nothing to staple, not one thing to fold or mail. Telephone list will be outlawed, but a finger snap will bring, Cool drinks and gourmet dinners, and rare treats fit for a king. You ask: Who'll serve these privileged few, And work for all they're worth? Why, all thoes who reaped the benefits And not once volunteered on EARTH. To: All the volunteeres of the roots- web, the family list lines and the different County lines from state to state, [the man in Pa. doing look- ups for a gal in Tn. on the Ky. service men in the War of 1812: THANK YOU