Lenora, thank you!! Made my day. LAnde12781@aol.com wrote: > --part1_14a.2324505.28f39908_boundary > Content-Type: text/plain; charset="US-ASCII" > Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit > > Its been to quiet here! So I thought maybe I would send this If you have > or have had kids to start your day with a smile. > > Lenora > > --part1_14a.2324505.28f39908_boundary > Content-Type: message/rfc822 > Content-Disposition: inline > > Return-Path: <jandjANDERSON@webtv.net> > Received: from rly-yb05.mx.aol.com (rly-yb05.mail.aol.com [172.18.146.5]) by air-yb02.mail.aol.com (v80.17) with ESMTP id MAILINYB27-1008160036; Mon, 08 Oct 2001 16:00:36 -0400 > Received: from mailsorter-105-1.iap.bryant.webtv.net (mailsorter-105-1.iap.bryant.webtv.net [209.240.198.119]) by rly-yb05.mx.aol.com (v80.21) with ESMTP id MAILRELAYINYB57-1008160007; Mon, 08 Oct 2001 16:00:07 -0400 > Received: from storefull-212.iap.bryant.webtv.net (storefull-212.iap.bryant.webtv.net [209.240.199.65]) > by mailsorter-105-1.iap.bryant.webtv.net (WebTV_Postfix) with ESMTP id C345D87A > for <Lande12781@AOL.com>; Mon, 8 Oct 2001 13:00:06 -0700 (PDT) > Received: (from production@localhost) by storefull-212.iap.bryant.webtv.net (8.8.8-wtv-f/mt.gso.26Feb98) id NAA12717; Mon, 8 Oct 2001 13:00:02 -0700 (PDT) > X-WebTV-Signature: 1 > ETAtAhUAzAwek6F2rtHOWUbPI4fsfX2P/mUCFEBUOnPwT9EA/LyxYZAiz3nX1a9W > From: jandjANDERSON@webtv.net (Jeanne ANDERSON) > Date: Mon, 8 Oct 2001 13:00:02 -0700 (PDT) > To: Lande12781@AOL.com > Subject: Fwd: > Message-ID: <24883-3BC205C2-2548@storefull-212.iap.bryant.webtv.net> > Content-Disposition: Inline > Content-Type: Multipart/Mixed; Boundary=WebTV-Mail-4047-1297 > Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7Bit > MIME-Version: 1.0 (WebTV) > X-Mailer: Unknown (No Version) > > --WebTV-Mail-4047-1297 > Content-Type: Text/Plain; Charset=US-ASCII > Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7Bit > > These are cute! > > --WebTV-Mail-4047-1297 > Content-Disposition: Inline > Content-Type: Message/RFC822 > Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7Bit > > Received: from smtpin-102-5.bryant.webtv.net (209.240.198.31) by > storefull-216.iap.bryant.webtv.net with WTV-SMTP; Mon, 8 Oct 2001 > 07:41:07 -0700 (PDT) > Received: by smtpin-102-5.bryant.webtv.net (WebTV_Postfix+sws) id 21296186; > Mon, 8 Oct 2001 07:41:10 -0700 (PDT) > Delivered-To: jandjanderson@webtv.net > Received: from femail45.sdc1.sfba.home.com (femail45.sdc1.sfba.home.com > [24.254.60.39]) by smtpin-102-5.bryant.webtv.net (WebTV_Postfix+sws) > with ESMTP id EA90720F for <jandjANDERSON@webtv.net>; Mon, 8 Oct > 2001 07:41:09 -0700 (PDT) > Received: from cx846189a ([24.20.239.141]) by femail45.sdc1.sfba.home.com (InterMail > vM.4.01.03.20 201-229-121-120-20010223) with SMTP id <20011008144109.DZJJ3612.femail45.sdc1.sfba.home.com@cx846189a> > for <jandjANDERSON@webtv.net>; Mon, 8 Oct 2001 07:41:09 -0700 > Message-ID: <002001c15006$58cde940$8def1418@ocnsd1.sdca.home.com> > From: "JoAnne Cobb" <cobbs12@home.com> > To: "Jeanne ANDERSON" <jandjANDERSON@webtv.net> > Subject: > Date: Mon, 8 Oct 2001 07:34:33 -0700 > MIME-Version: 1.0 > Content-Type: text/plain; charset="iso-8859-1" > Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit > X-Priority: 3 > X-MSMail-Priority: Normal > X-Mailer: Microsoft Outlook Express 6.00.2600.0000 > X-MimeOLE: Produced By Microsoft MimeOLE V6.00.2600.0000 > > OUT OF THE MOUTH OF BABES!!!!!!!! > > ********************** > > "Sunday school class was studying the Ten Commandments. They were ready to > discuss the last one. The teacher asked if anyone could tell her what it > was. Susie raised her hand, stood tall, and quoted, "Thou shall not take the > covers off the neighbor's wife." > > I had been teaching my three year old daughter, Caitlin, the Lord's Prayer. > For several evenings at bedtime, she would repeat after me the lines from > the prayer. Finally, she decided to go solo. I listened with pride as she > carefully enunciated each word, right up to the end of the prayer: "Lead us > not into temptation," she prayed, "but deliver us some E-mail. Amen." > > One Sunday in a Midwest City, a young child was "acting up" during the > morning worship hour. The parents did their best to maintain some sense of > order in the pew, but, were losing the battle. Finally, the father picked > the little fellow up and walked sternly up the aisle on his way out. Just > before reaching the safety of the foyer, the little one called loudly to the > congregation, "Pray for me! Pray for me!" > > One particular four-year old prayed, "And forgive us our trash baskets as we > forgive those who put trash in our baskets." > > A little boy was overheard praying: "Lord, if you can't make me a better > boy, don't worry about it. I'm having a real good time like I am." > > A Sunday school teacher asked her little children, as they were on the way > to church service, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?" One > bright little girl replied, "Because people are sleeping." > > The preacher was wired for sound with a lapel mike, and as he preached, he > moved briskly about the platform, jerking the mike cord as he went. Then he > moved to one side, getting wound up in the cord and nearly tripping before > jerking it again. After several circles and jerks, a little girl in the > third pew leaned toward her mother and whispered, "If he gets loose, will he > hurt us?" > > Six-year old Angie and her four-year old brother Joel were sitting together > in church. Joel giggled, sang and talked out loud. Finally, his big sister > had had enough. "You're not supposed to talk out loud in church. "Why? Who's > going to stop me?" Joel asked. Angie pointed to the back of the church and > said, "See those two men standing by the door? They're shushers." > > A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons, Kevin, 5, Ryan, 3. The boys > began to argue over who would get the first pancake. Their mother saw the > opportunity for a moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He would say > "Let my brother have the first pancake, I can wait." Kevin turned to his > younger brother and said, "Ryan, you be Jesus!" > > A father was at the beach with his children when the four-year old son ran > up to him, grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore, where a seagull lay > dead in the sand. "Daddy, what happened to him?" the son asked. "He died and > went to Heaven," the dad replied. The boy thought a moment and then said, > "Did God throw him back down?" > > After the church service a little boy told the pastor, "When I grow up, I'm > going to give you some money." "Well, thank you," the pastor replied, "but > why?" "Because my daddy says you're one of the poorest preachers we've ever > had." > > A wife invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to their > six-year old daughter and said, "Would you like to say the blessing? "I > wouldn't know what to say," the girl replied. "Just say what you hear Mommy > say," the wife answered. The daughter bowed her head and said, "Lord, why on > earth did I invite all these people to dinner?" > > While walking along the sidewalk in front of his church, our minister heard > the intoning of a prayer that nearly made his collar wilt. Apparently his > five-year-old son and his playmates had found a dead robin. Feeling that > proper burial should be performed, they had secured a small box and cotton > batting, then dug a hole and made ready for the disposal of the deceased. > The minister's son was chosen to say the appropriate prayers and with > sonorous dignity intoned his version of what he thought his father always > said. "Glory be unto the Faaaather...and unto the Sonnnn...and into the hole > you goooo." > > When my wife quit work to take care of our new baby daughter, countless > hours of peek-a-boo and other games slowly took their toll. One evening she > smacked her bare toes on the corner of a dresser and, grabbing her foot, > sank to the floor. I rushed to her side and asked where it hurt. She looked > at me through tear-filled eyes and managed to moan, "It's the piggy that ate > roast beef." > > We had spent the day moving from our farmhouse into our new house in town. > Early the next morning, our 3 1/2-year old ran into our bedroom to wake us > up. I dressed him and told him to play in the yard and to quit bothering us. > About 20 minutes later, he came running back. "Mommy, Mommy," he exclaimed, > "everybody has doorbells and they all work." > > A little girl had just finished her first week of school. "I'm wasting my > time," she said to her mother. I can't read, I can't write--and they won't > let me talk!" > > Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her > mother, "Why is the bride dressed in white?" "Because white is the color of > happiness, and today is the happiest day of her life," her mother tried to > explain, keeping it simple. The child thought about this for a moment, then > said, "So why's the groom wearing black?" > > ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- > ---- > Do You Yahoo!? > NEW from Yahoo! GeoCities - quick and easy web site hosting, just > $8.95/month. Yahoo! by Phone. > > --WebTV-Mail-4047-1297-- > > --part1_14a.2324505.28f39908_boundary-- > > ==== TNDICKSO Mailing List ==== > http://www.rootsweb.com/~tndickso/index.htm > Join our sister list DICKSONDIGGERS@topica.com > Have you submitted a pix or history to our webpage lately? > > ============================== > Search over 1 Billion names at Ancestry.com! > http://www.ancestry.com/rd/rwlist1.asp