An English soldier, an American solider and a Russian soldier found themselves sharing a table in a Bosnian restaurant, and the conversation turned towards how well fed each of them was. "In the Russian army we have 2000 calories of food a day" said the Russian. "Well", said the Englishman, "In the British army we are given 4000 calories of food a day." "That's nothing", said the American, "in the US army we have 8000 calories of food a day". At this the Russian got very annoyed."Nonsense", he said, "how could one man eat that much cabbage!!!."