Nancy I tend to like this one: <Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.> When do the commercials start?? ;p) Julie Nancy Cole wrote: > Hi folks, > > Since we have a lot of guys on the list and because a lot of bashing of > the testostorone impaired is in circulation, I thought the men might like > this for a change. > > Nancy > > > TO WOMEN EVERYWHERE > > > > If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. We refuse to > > answer. > > > > Learn to work the toilet seat. If it's up, put it down. > > > > If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to > > act like soap opera guys. > > > > Don't cut your hair. Ever. Long hair is always more attractive than > > short hair. > > > > One of the big reasons guys fear getting married is that married women > > always cut their hair, and by then you're stuck with her. > > > > Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see if we can > > find the perfect present yet again! > > > > If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you > > don't want to hear. > > > > Sometimes, we're not thinking about you. Live with it. Don't ask us what > > we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as > > navel lint, the shotgun formation, or monster trucks. > > > > Sunday = sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. > > Let it be. > > > > Shopping is not a sport, and no, we're never going to think of it that > > way. > > > > When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine. > > Really. > > > > You have enough clothes. > > > > You have too many shoes. > > > > Crying is blackmail. > > > > Ask for what you want. Let's be clear on this one: Subtle hints don't > > work. Strong hints don't work. Really obvious hints don't work. Just say > > it! > > > > No, we don't know what day it is. We never will. Mark anniversaries on > > the calendar. > > > > Peeing standing up is more difficult. We're bound to miss sometimes. > > > > Most guys own three pairs of shoes-what makes you think we'd be any good > > at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look good with your dress? > > > > Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. > > > > Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what > > we do. > > > > Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for. > > > > A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor. > > > > Foreign films are best left to foreigners. > > > > Check your oil. > > > > It is neither in your best interest nor ours to take the quiz together. > > No, it doesn't matter which quiz. > > > > Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. All > > comments become null and void after 7 days. > > > > If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways > > makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one. > > > > Let us ogle. We're going to look anyway; it's genetic. > > > > You can either tell us to do something OR tell us how to do something > > but not both. > > > > Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during > > commercials. > > > > ALL men see in only 16 colors. Peach is a fruit, not a color. > > > > If it itches, it will be scratched. > > > > Beer is as exciting for us as handbags are for you. > > > > > > > > > > ==== TNCHAT Mailing List ==== > To subscribe or unsubscribe to this list please visit: > http://www.rootsweb.com/~tnunion/tnchat > This list is generously donated by Rootsweb for our use.