This one has been passed around our family for more years than I care to remember.... It's a true story (names have been ommitted).. There once was an old country gentleman who had to make his first trip to the hospital... well the time finally came when the nurse entered the room and said "Well, Mr. ________ it's now time for me to give you your bath." Now the old gentleman could see he was in a bit of a spot here so he said to the nurse," Well, I'll tell you what, you can wash down as far as possible, and you can wash up as far as possible, but I'll wash "Ole Possible"...<g> <g> Thought you might get a little giggle and a smile from this one... Pam