> > > ...thought you might enjoy this.! > > > Two men were walking home after a party and decided to take a > shortcut through the cemetery just for laughs. Right in the > middle of the cemetery they were startled by a tap-tap-tapping > noise coming from the misty shadows. Trembling with fear, they > found an old man with a hammer and chisel, chipping away at one > of the headstones. > > "Holy cow, Mister," one of them said after catching his breath, > "You scared us half to death -- we thought you were a ghost! > What are you doing working here so late at night?" > > "Those fools!" the old man grumbled. "They misspelled my SURGENOR name!" > > > Regards > > Darryl Pearce > > Burleigh Falls > Ontario CANADA > > email [email protected] > > Rooting for WORBY/WARBY NFK/SFK > PEACE DBY/NTS/WRY > STONER WRY > RUFFELL NFK/SFK > BYWATER WRY > SURGENOR NI > TURTON ALB.CANADA