I Love Larry The Cable Guy ! Thanks Carol in Ky. ----- Original Message ----- From: "Linda Rogers" <lindahazenrogers@yahoo.com> To: "carol Lefaive" <cuzinweakeyes@yahoo.com>; "southern chat" <southern-chat@rootsweb.com>; "heather kunkel" <angeleeyzzz@hotmail.com>; "Bev" <gran_schmidt@hotmail.com>; "Robert Hazen" <rhazen@eskimo.com> Sent: Wednesday, October 15, 2008 12:00 AM Subject: [SOUTHERN-CHAT] Fw: Fwd: Fw: Wisdom of Larry the cable guy > > > > > ----- Forwarded Message ---- > From: "Tireddoc944@aol.com" <Tireddoc944@aol.com> > To: yagan@mse-online.com; HMamaLou@aol.com; silversensationsinc@yahoo.com; > vhulett@yahoo.com; Kaam811@cs.com; lindahazenrogers@yahoo.com; > eschwab@bowlinggreen.net; fschwab1@comcast.net; sasold@comcast.net > Sent: Sunday, August 31, 2008 3:08:04 PM > Subject: Fwd: Fw: Wisdom of Larry the cable guy > > > > > > > ________________________________ > It's only a deal if it's where you want to go. Find your travel deal here. > > > -----Inline Message Follows----- > > > > > > > > ----- Forwarded Message ---- > From: carol lefaive <cuzinweakeyes@yahoo.com> > To: alisha lefaive <alishalefaive@comcast.net> > Sent: Sunday, August 3, 2008 9:19:38 AM > Subject: Fw: Wisdom of Larry the cable guy > > > > > > > > > > The Wisdom Of Larry the cable guy...... > > > > 1. A day without sunshine is like night. > > 2. On the other hand, you have different fingers. > > 3. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot. > > 4. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name. > > 5. Remember, half the people you know are below average. > > 6. He who laughs last, thinks slowest. > > 7. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. > > 8. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse > gets the > cheese in the trap. > > 9. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have. > > 10. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. > > 11. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines. > > 12. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments. > > 13. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand. > > 14. OK, so what's the speed of dark? > > 15. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong > lane. > > 16. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now. > > 17. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges? > > 18. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet > engines. > > 19. What happens if you get scared half to death, twice? > > 20. Why do psychics have to ask you your name? > > 21. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering, > 'What the heck happened?' > > 22. Just remember - if the world didn't suck, we would all > fall off. > > 23. Light travels faster than sound.. That's why some people > appear bright until you hear them speak. > > 24. Life isn't like a box of chocolates; it's more like a > jar of jalapenos. What you do today, might burn your butt > tomorrow. > > > ________________________________ > The Famous, the Infamous, the Lame - in your browser. Get the TMZ Toolbar > Now! > > ________________________________ > It's time to go back to school! Get the latest trends and gadgets that > make the grade on AOL Shopping. > > > > > ------------------------------- > To unsubscribe from the list, please send an email to > SOUTHERN-CHAT-request@rootsweb.com with the word 'unsubscribe' without the > quotes in the subject and the body of the message > >