> Telemarketers ! > > > > Hello ! > > Whose this ? > > Sam ? > > Why Sam how have you been doing ? > Have`nt herd from you in a while-Hows your momma doing now a days?? > > Arthuritis ?? > > Thats not good Sam ! > > Let me tell you what to do for your momma`s arthuritis! > > Go get you some poke salad berrys.. > > Naw there not poison! > > My Old Herb Doctor grandpa always said only take three a day.. > > But I believe if one is good then two is better... > > Give her about ten a day !!! > > Week later!! > > Hello ! > > Sam my friend hows things going for you and yours ??? > > Yo Momma died ! > > What did she die of ?? > > Her heart, at least it was`nt arthuritis... > > Sam what was it you said you sold over the phone ?? > > Life Insurance ! > > I guess you sold your momma some did`nt you ?? > > Whata ye mean you could`nt remember her phone number... > > Well Baby you still have your Dad ! > > Take good care of Him.. > > What do you mean He has The Heart Trimbles... > > Heres what you do Sam... > > Go into the woods and get you some Fox Glove (digitalis)... > > Oh sam it has the prettiest little bell flowers... > > Now My Old Grandpa always made a little tea out of it.. > > I have a better idea.. > > take the fox glove and chop it up in a big salad bowl, put a little onions > on it to thin the blood, be sure and put theose blossoms on top to make it > pretty and even better slice some beautiful tomatoes real thin for > beauty-gotta take care of them Old People! > > Ok Sam see ye Friday on our regular day! Bye ! > > Friday Comes! RING ! > > Sam is that you ??? > > Bill ? Your suppose to call on Tuesday ! This is Sams day! > > Whata ye mean Sam is dead ? > > What did he die of ?? > > Him and His Dad was setting at the table eating a salad and both fell dead > ???? > > Well what did they die of ? you guess a gas leak !!! > > Of all them people who call me every day on the phone, I liked Sam the > best ! > > God rest His soul !! > > Carol in Ky. > > > > ----- >