Telemarketers ! Hello ! Whose this ? Sam ? Why Sam how have you been doing ? Have`nt herd from you in a while-Hows your momma doing now a days?? Arthuritis ?? Thats not good Sam ! Let me tell you what to do for your momma`s arthuritis! Go get you some poke salad berrys.. Naw there not poison! My Old Herb Doctor grandpa always said only take three a day.. But I believe if one is good then two is better... Give her about ten a day !!! Week later!! Hello ! Sam my friend hows things going for you and yours ??? Yo Momma died ! What did she die of ?? Her heart, at least it was`nt arthuritis... Sam what was it you said you sold over the phone ?? Life Insurance ! I guess you sold your momma some did`nt you ?? Whata ye mean you could`nt remember her phone number... Well Baby you still have your Dad ! Take good care of Him.. What do you mean He has The Heart Trimbles... Heres what you do Sam... Go into the woods and get you some Fox Glove (digitalis)... Oh sam it has the prettiest little bell flowers... Now My Old Grandpa always made a little tea out of it.. I have a better idea.. take the fox glove and chop it up in a big salad bowl, put a little onions on it to thin the blood, be sure and put theose blossoms on top to make it pretty and even better slice some beautiful tomatoes real thin for beauty-gotta take care of them Old People! Ok Sam see ye Friday on our regular day! Bye ! Friday Comes! RING ! Sam is that you ??? Bill ? Your suppose to call on Tuesday ! This is Sams day! Whata ye mean Sam is dead ? What did he die of ?? Him and His Dad was setting at the table eating a salad and both fell dead ???? Well what did they die of ? you guess a gas leak !!! Of all them people who call me every day on the phone, I liked Sam the best ! God rest His soul !! Carol in Ky.