I foolishly bought Buzz a small plastic pistol that shot darts at several little targets....Never occurred that he would shoot ol Granny in the shoulder ! Young John grabbed him and gave him a LONG lecture on not aiming even a TOY gun at someone...He confiscated the gun and was on the way to put it up when he shot himself in the foot. Buzz may not remember the safety lecture but will surely remember seeing John hopping around while we laughed...Just wait'll Christmas when the little demon gets that pump up BB gun that is powerful enough to kill small critters ! No talking to his parents...we tried. I'm gonna get a suit of armor....Jeannie T ____________________________________________________________ Moms Asked to Return to School Grant Funding May Be Available to Those That Qualify. http://thirdpartyoffers.juno.com/TGL3141/4cf1f3723850241ab5m06duc

My sister hit a neighbor boy in the face with a rubber arrow as he was walking through the alley next to our house. Raymond (the guy she hit) grabbed her & put her over his knee & gave her a spanking. Well, per my "perfect" sister..no one was suppose to spank her & boy did she scream her head off!! If it had been me, then she would have laughed at me & said it was too bad & I was stupid..or something like that. Thankfully, my parents told Raymond he was right in spanking her & that even made her scream louder. That's just one of maybe 3 times that she got spanked. She was always "Miss Perfect". She would stand next to her Grandmother with her big bow in her hair & would always have this angelic smile on her face. She was a real phony & it's too bad that no one ever told me that they thought she was just that while we were growing up. I always thought I was the one who caused the problems...but my sister was in there making sure that I looked bad & she always looked good. Even my husband said after he met my sister, that he thought she was a phony. It's too bad that others didn't have the gumption to say that. (Paul is an excellent judge of people...had to be b/c of the job he had..running construction jobs you have to be quick to decide who to hire & for what.) ~Jen ----- Original Message ----- From: <askgranny@juno.com> To: <SOUTHERN-CHAT-L@rootsweb.com> Sent: Saturday, November 27, 2010 11:14 PM Subject: [SOUTHERN-CHAT] BE CAREFUL BUZZ ! > > I foolishly bought Buzz a small plastic pistol that shot darts at several > little targets....Never occurred that he would shoot ol Granny in the > shoulder ! Young John grabbed him and gave him a LONG lecture on not > aiming even a TOY gun at someone...He confiscated the gun and was on the > way to put it up when he shot himself in the foot. Buzz may not remember > the safety lecture but will surely remember seeing John hopping around > while we laughed...Just wait'll Christmas when the little demon gets that > pump up BB gun that is powerful enough to kill small critters ! No > talking to his parents...we tried. I'm gonna get a suit of > armor....Jeannie T > ____________________________________________________________ > Moms Asked to Return to School > Grant Funding May Be Available to Those That Qualify. > http://thirdpartyoffers.juno.com/TGL3141/4cf1f3723850241ab5m06duc > > ------------------------------- > To unsubscribe from the list, please send an email to > SOUTHERN-CHAT-request@rootsweb.com with the word 'unsubscribe' without the > quotes in the subject and the body of the message