Buzz's Mama told him not to run in her house....actually she told him MANY times...So he runs when he's at Son's house...Last night Sissy was on Buzz 'watch', but she and her visiting girlfriend left him to his own devices , went outside to take pictures ...John was doing his college homework, and son had retired to the bathroom with a book...He knows Sissie is on duty, so relaxes. Buzz is having a blast...running through the house with 2 cats bounding after him, trying to catch the cat teasing toy he's using to tantalize them...About the 20th trip Son hears a big 'thunk ' and Buzz began to bellow...He learned to cry from watching cartoon characters so he's going "Wah ! Wahhhhh ! Wahhhhhhh ! John opens his nearby door to see what's going on and suddenly Buzz says " I'm bleeeeding !' Now , you could rip the kids arm off and he'd maybe flinch, but show him a drop of blood and it's panic time...John is absolutely no help...Saying " OH MY GOD ! He's bleeding really bad ! Etc.." He grabs Buzz up and heads for son's room...meanwhile son has exited the bathroom and is yelling " STOP !" to John...who's in full panic mode...air turning blue as he fails to find Son...Runs next door to Mommie's ...HAMMERS on the door and she comes to the door..wearing her birthday suit...Musta been getting ready to shower... Sissie joins the parade and starts berating Step dad, who's just told Buzz to 'Shut the f--- up , you're not hurt " Apparently not seeing the shirt drenched with blood , and the bloody head wound...Mommy and Sissy continue to berate step dad , { He thought the cuss words John was saying as he tried to get help for Buzz were directed at him , and takes exception to it .} John berates Sissy for not watching Buzz and Son finally catches up with the victim and takes him away..Applying pressure to the cut , he has the blood stopped in about a minute, an ice bag wrapped in towels on the cut, and Buzz attached to a forbidden computer game....Five minutes later he's no longer in pain, head slathered with antibiotic cream , no longer bleeding and the Buzz -gotta- bump war is winding down...Blue air slowly drifting away into the nearby woods.....I'd a bought a ticket...Jeannie T ____________________________________________________________ Go Back to School Grant Funding May Be Available to Those Who Qualify http://thirdpartyoffers.juno.com/TGL3141/4cdf7b6823d2b23059m06duc

LOL!! Jeannie T., That sounds better than the shows which we used to go to the matinees on Saturday at the local theater to watch! You are really a funny lady. However, I imagine having Buzz around makes a person like that after awhile. I would have paid for a ticket too!! That is totally hysterical. I can just see it like you described it. All it needed was some music to keep it going. ~J ----- Original Message ----- From: <askgranny@juno.com> To: <SOUTHERN-CHAT-L@rootsweb.com> Sent: Sunday, November 14, 2010 11:03 AM Subject: [SOUTHERN-CHAT] FOR JEN..... Wall ' 1', Buzz '0'...... > > > Buzz's Mama told him not to run in her house....actually she told him > MANY times...So he runs when he's at Son's house...Last night Sissy was > on Buzz 'watch', but she and her visiting girlfriend left him to his own > devices , went outside to take pictures ...John was doing his college > homework, and son had retired to the bathroom with a book...He knows > Sissie is on duty, so relaxes. Buzz is having a blast...running through > the house with 2 cats bounding after him, trying to catch the cat teasing > toy he's using to tantalize them...About the 20th trip Son hears a big > 'thunk ' and Buzz began to bellow...He learned to cry from watching > cartoon characters so he's going "Wah ! Wahhhhh ! Wahhhhhhh ! > > John opens his nearby door to see what's going on and suddenly Buzz says > " I'm bleeeeding !' Now , you could rip the kids arm off and he'd maybe > flinch, but show him a drop of blood and it's panic time...John is > absolutely no help...Saying " OH MY GOD ! He's bleeding really bad ! > Etc.." He grabs Buzz up and heads for son's room...meanwhile son has > exited the bathroom and is yelling " STOP !" to John...who's in full > panic mode...air turning blue as he fails to find Son...Runs next door > to Mommie's ...HAMMERS on the door and she comes to the door..wearing her > birthday suit...Musta been getting ready to shower... > > Sissie joins the parade and starts berating Step dad, who's just told > Buzz to 'Shut the f--- up , you're not hurt " Apparently not seeing the > shirt drenched with blood , and the bloody head wound...Mommy and Sissy > continue to berate step dad , { He thought the cuss words John was saying > as he tried to get help for Buzz were directed at him , and takes > exception to it .} John berates Sissy for not watching Buzz and Son > finally catches up with the victim and takes him away..Applying pressure > to the cut , he has the blood stopped in about a minute, an ice bag > wrapped in towels on the cut, and Buzz attached to a forbidden computer > game....Five minutes later he's no longer in pain, head slathered with > antibiotic cream , no longer bleeding and the Buzz -gotta- bump war is > winding down...Blue air slowly drifting away into the nearby > woods.....I'd a bought a ticket...Jeannie T > ____________________________________________________________ > Go Back to School > Grant Funding May Be Available to Those Who Qualify > http://thirdpartyoffers.juno.com/TGL3141/4cdf7b6823d2b23059m06duc > > ------------------------------- > To unsubscribe from the list, please send an email to > SOUTHERN-CHAT-request@rootsweb.com with the word 'unsubscribe' without the > quotes in the subject and the body of the message