This is a multi-part message in MIME format. --part0_917180117_boundary Content-ID: <0_917180117@inet_out.mail.aol.com.1> Content-type: text/plain; charset=US-ASCII --part0_917180117_boundary Content-ID: <0_917180117@inet_out.mail.juno.com.2> Content-type: message/rfc822 Content-transfer-encoding: 7bit Content-disposition: inline Return-Path: <budlem@juno.com> Received: from relay30.mx.aol.com (relay30.mail.aol.com [172.31.109.30]) by air06.mail.aol.com (v56.24) with SMTP; Sun, 24 Jan 1999 02:57:48 -0500 Received: from x9.boston.juno.com (x9.boston.juno.com [205.231.100.25]) by relay30.mx.aol.com (8.8.8/8.8.5/AOL-4.0.0) with ESMTP id CAA19040; Sun, 24 Jan 1999 02:57:47 -0500 (EST) Received: (from budlem@juno.com) by x9.boston.juno.com (queuemail) id DZQBEW7L; Sun, 24 Jan 1999 02:57:20 EST To: shamrock@rconnect.com, khudson@snet.net, pwlemire@telusplanet.net, mivlem@juno.com, artmuse@cybertours.com, nsmith@annap.infi.net, Kcasuk@aol.com, Txdrmer@aol.com, dylan@csolve.net, darkwolf@usit.net, rrmiller@mail.portup.com, patmcar@bmts.com, James_Lemire@valley.net, glemire@magma.ca, moneta@ix.netcom.com, Amos@grolen.com, hkoski@hotmail.com, ettam.howard@worldnet.att.net, Veronica46@aol.com, netmouse@nwiowa.com, JFrasr@aol.com, krock@uplogon.com, AVR1L@aol.com, basil@mari.net Subject: Virus Alert! Message-ID: <19990124.030203.7839.0.budlem@juno.com> X-Mailer: Juno 1.49 X-Juno-Line-Breaks: 0-77 From: Bud L Lemire <budlem@juno.com> Date: Sun, 24 Jan 1999 02:57:20 EST Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-type: text/plain; charset=US-ASCII Content-transfer-encoding: 7bit >> Subject: Virus Alert! >> >> >> THIS HAS TO BE THE WORST VIRUS YET. IT MAY EVEN RIVAL THE Y2K BUG. >> VIRUS ALERT >> If you receive an email entitled "Badtimes," delete it immediately. >> Do not >> open it. >> Apparently this one is pretty nasty. >> It will not only erase everything on your hard drive, but it will also >> >> delete >> anything on disks within 20 feet of your computer. >> It demagnetizes the stripes on ALL of your credit cards. >> It reprograms your ATM access code, screws up the tracking on your VCR >> and >> uses >> subspace field harmonics to scratch any CD's you attempt to play. >> It will re-calibrate your refrigerator's coolness settings so all your >> ice >> cream >> melts and your milk curdles. >> It will program your phone autodial to call only your mother-in-law's >> number. >> This virus will mix antifreeze into your fish tank. >> It will drink all your beer. >> It will leave dirty socks on the coffee table when you are expecting >> company. >> Its radioactive emissions will cause your toe jam and bellybutton fuzz >> (be >> honest, you have some) to migrate behind your ears. >> It will replace your shampoo with Nair and your Nair with Rogaine, all >> while >> dating your current boy/girlfriend behind your back and billing their >> hotel >> rendezvous to your Visa card. >> It will cause you to run with scissors and throw things in a way that >> is >> only >> fun until someone loses an eye. >> It will give you Dutch Elm Disease and Tinea. >> It will rewrite your backup files, changing all your active verbs to >> passive >> tense and incorporating undetectable misspellings which grossly change >> the >> interpretations of key sentences. >> If the "Badtimes" message is opened in a Windows95 environment, it >> will >> leave >> the toilet seat up and leave your hair dryer plugged in dangerously >> close to >> a >> full bathtub. >> It will not only remove the forbidden tags from your mattresses and >> pillows, >> but >> it will also refill your skim milk with whole milk. >> It will replace all your luncheon meat with Spam. >> It will molecularly rearrange your cologne or perfume, causing it to >> smell >> like >> dill pickles. >> It is insidious and subtle. It is dangerous and terrifying to behold. >> >> It is also a rather interesting shade of mauve. >> These are just a few signs of infection. >> PLEASE FORWARD THIS MESSAGE TO EVERYONE YOU KNOW!!! >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > --------- End forwarded message ---------- ________________________________________________________________ Get secure free e-mail that you don't need Web access to use from Juno, the world's second largest online service. Download your free software at http://www.juno.com/getit.b.html. --part0_917180117_boundary--