This is a multi-part message in MIME format. --part0_918217060_boundary Content-ID: <0_918217060@inet_out.mail.aol.com.1> Content-type: text/plain; charset=US-ASCII --part0_918217060_boundary Content-ID: <0_918217060@inet_out.mail.t-online.de.2> Content-type: message/rfc822 Content-transfer-encoding: 7bit Content-disposition: inline Return-Path: <hodag@t-online.de> Received: from rly-yb05.mx.aol.com (rly-yb05.mail.aol.com [172.18.146.5]) by air-yb02.mail.aol.com (v56.24) with SMTP; Fri, 05 Feb 1999 02:55:41 -0500 Received: from mailout08.btx.dtag.de (mailout08.btx.dtag.de [194.25.2.156]) by rly-yb05.mx.aol.com (8.8.8/8.8.5/AOL-4.0.0) with SMTP id XAA01523 for <jfrasr@aol.com>; Thu, 4 Feb 1999 23:02:22 -0500 (EST) Received: from fwd00.btx.dtag.de (fwd00.btx.dtag.de [194.25.2.160]) by mailout08.btx.dtag.de with smtp id 108cSg-0005CI-00; Fri, 5 Feb 1999 05:01:46 +0100 Received: (053523599-0001(btxid)@[62.156.21.81]) by fwd00.btx.dtag.de id <m108cSU-0005w3C>; Fri, 5 Feb 1999 05:01:34 +0100 Message-Id: <m108cSU-0005w3C@fwd00.btx.dtag.de> Date: Fri, 5 Feb 1999 05:01:34 +0100 To: jfrasr@aol.com References: <000e01be5050$e1f6b480$3c69480c@default> Subject: joke (fwd) X-Mailer: T-Online eMail 2.2 X-Sender: 053523599-0001@t-online.de From: hodag@t-online.de (Brian Gaber) Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-type: text/plain; charset=ISO-8859-1 Content-transfer-encoding: quoted-printable > >A man runs into the Vet's office carrying his dog, screaming for help. = the > >vet rushes him back to an examining room. The doctor examines the still > >limp body, and after a few moments tells the man that his dog is dead. > > > >The man, clearly agitated and not willing to accept this, demands a sec= ond > >opinion. The vetgoes into the back room and comes out with a cat and p= uts > >the cat down next to the dog's body. The cat sniffs the body, walks fr= om > >head to tail, poking and sniffing the dog's body and finally looks at t= he > >vet and "Meows." The vet looks at the man and says..."Im sorry, but th= e > >cat thinks that your dog is dead too." The man is still unwilling to > >accept that his dog is dead. So the vet brings in a black Lab, the lab > >sniffs the body, walks from head to tail, and finally looks at the vet = and > >barks. The vet looks at the man and says "IM sorry, but the lab thinks > >your dog is dead too." > > > >The man finally resigned to the diagnosis, thanks the vet and asks how = much > >he owes. The vet answers, $650 dollars. "Six hundred and fifty bucks = to > >tell me my dog is dead" exclaims the man... > > > >Well, says the vet..."I would only have charged you $50 for my initial > >diagnosis. The additional $600 was for the cat scan and lab tests" > > > > > Brian Gaber hodag@t-online.de =DCber dem Thie 2 38388 Twieflingen Germany --part0_918217060_boundary--