> > An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her > > hat > > on tight so that it would not blow off in the wind. > > > > A gentleman approached her and said: "Pardon me, madam. I do not intend > > to > > be forward, but did you > > know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?" > > > > "Yes, I know," said the lady, "I need both hands to > > hold onto this hat." > > > > "But, madam, you must know that your privates are exposed!" > > said the gentleman in earnest. > > > > The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, > > anything > > you see down there is 85 years old. > > I just bought this hat yesterday!" > > > >