>San Francisco Stench-Worm Virus >Reprinted from "VirusKiller," Issue #58-8212, December 18, 1999. >To find out more, e-mail <[email protected]> with this >message in the body: SAN FRANCISCO STENCH-VIRUS. >There is a nasty virus that sneaks in the back door when nobody >is looking. This virus will attack your computer clandestinely >with an e-mail message titled "Jesse Vantura for president" This >virus isn't like a conventional e-mail virus, this virus gives off a >foul stench like a amateur wrestler's dirty jock-strap. If you are >away from your computer for any length of time this smell gets >stronger and sneaks its way into your control panel, even if your >computer is turned off. That's when your trouble begins. It first >starts out by corrupting your modem, leaving the modem >immersed with a cancerous fungus. From your modem it >maneuvers its way into your mouse. From your mouse it >metastasize its way into your keyboard, that's it, the keyboard >distributes the scourge to every part of the computer, leaving you >with a shell of a machine. When this happens you must >immediately put on a rubber apron and a pair of rubber gloves, >take the diseased computer out behind the house and bury it >6 feet under, doing this it wont contaminate any other computerin your >neighborhood. After burying it, rush home and take a hot shower. >Microsoft Security devised a chip, once installed it will sniff-out >every e-mail message as it comes in, when it gets any strange scent >it will sound off a laud warning signal telling you to quickly >obliterate this menacing virus. Microsoft offers you this chip for >only $106.95 plus S&H - $99.95. The chip comes in a sealed light- >proof box and must be installed in complete darkness. This >operation should only take you a couple of hours, depending how >clever you are working in the dark. - ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%X Researching: SHANAHAN, STACK %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%