This is a copy of a Will I ran across while doing some family research. I thought it was something everyone might enjoy. To me wife, _______, I leave her her lover and the knowledge that I wasn't the fool she thought I was. To me son, _______, I leave the pleasure of earning his own living, for twenty-five years he thought it was my pleasure. To me daughter, _______, I leave one hundred thousand dollars, she will need it, the only good thing her husband ever did was to marry her. To me partner, _______, I leave the suggestion that he find another clever partner at once, if he expects to stay in business. To me valet, _______, I leave him the clothes he's already stolen from me. I being of sound mind but weak in body want my bequeath carried out. Signed this day, April 28th, 1881 ___________________________________ Cindy in Texas [email protected]